Funeral etiquette

or maybe people have different tastes and different preferences to the way they eat the same type of fish and only small minded idiots like you think everybody wants to eat the exact way you doā€¦but people donā€™t palā€¦thats why both burdocks and the restauarant both exist and have customersā€¦:wink:

You have absolutely no class mate and thereby have absolutely no business near this thread.

says the man talking about burnt rings and vomiting near the deceasedā€¦:rolleyes:
and drinking a bucket load of seadog ā€¦
tell me, oh classy one, when exactly did you realise it was rank ??..how much did you have before the penny dropped?

Ironic coming from somebody who was necking copious amounts of cheap rum straight, vomited beside a coffin and has spent half the day on the bog shitting out their insides

Where did I say everybody wants to eat the exact same way as me? No need to make stuff up to try look cool

Form is temporary.

Class as they sayā€¦

jesusā€¦iā€™m begining to think you werenā€™t born with that hooked nose and you got it from the different folk who tried to beat a bit of sense into youā€¦You are saying everyone should drink spirits the way you do or else they are wrongā€¦

[quote=ā€œKinvaraā€™s Passion, post: 742970, member: 686ā€]Form is temporary.

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exactly they sayā€¦but not you ā€¦as you are too busy soiling yourself and downing seadog rumā€¦who would of thought something called ā€˜seadogā€™ could taste dodgy oh classy one??

Youā€™re blind as well as being a thick cunt. I only said a few posts back I wouldnā€™t recommend people drink captain Morgan without a mixer cos its cheap shite.

Iā€™m off to the funeral home shortly to offer my condolences. Iā€™m a bag of nerves right now.

Mrs Goode Auntie died out west. The neighbours dug the grave the day before the burial. After the coffin went down and prayers were said the neighbours picked up their shovels and covered it in. I thought this was the nicest thing I have ever witnessed. Neighbours looking after neighbours, it was so personal. In Dublin at funerals I have been at, a small digger lurks in the background as the broken hearted family walk away. Us metropolitans could learn a lot.

Passed off without much incident bar a rather amateur sign of the cross when blessing myself.

Never seen it done any other way. Nice way of paying your respects to the family and building up a thirst for the post-funeral session. :pint:

The digging of the grave the day before usually turns into an awful session . 20 lads there and only about 3-4 of the younger lads handle a shovel 16 directors leaning against headstones sipping whiskey.

This was done for the grandfather in East Limerick, we all had a cut off the shovelling. First and last time Iā€™ve seen it done.

Whereabouts was he from Locke? My own father has requested I do the same for him, heā€™s from the same area. I hope it wonā€™t be for a long time (though I know it wonā€™t) but no bureaucratic cunt is going to stop us doing it.

Muldoons love digging holes. Thatā€™s what they are best at.

They love standing around looking into them as well.

Suppose youā€™ll get a couple of Romanians to dig it for you.

In the part of Galway the auld lad hails from one family dug a grave about 100 years ago for neighbours. When the big day arrived the hole wasnā€™t big enough to allow the coffin to be lowered. The shame on the family is still talk about to this day but oddly enough they are the ones you want digging your loved ones grave because they do a great job of it to atone for the sins of their ancestors.