Pineapple?
Meat
Did the cunts put pineapple in it as well?
Mike there was no pineapple on the pizza
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Good. Otherwise I would have had no sympathy for you
Facebook warrior pages getting the unwashed worked up. This virus is a perfect opportunity to tell people not to bring their little shits shopping unless its unavoidable
Holy fuck
She wasn’t bothered how many times it took to get it right 
Brand new car?
Awww that’s cute
A few months old 
I nearly had to waterboard her to get her to admit it.
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Jesus
Does she not have an imaginary friend to blame it on?
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Did you try T-Cut or one of those on it, it might polish out. The little Princess hardly drove the stone down to the base altogether…
It’s been a mixed week for stone stories, the good, the bad and the funny…
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My own reprobate was acting up on her granda yesterday. She presented him with this by way of an apology. Hard to be cross in fairness
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What did she do? 
That real/ genuine?
5555
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