Alternatively, had this mouse developed, gotten into your wardrobe and eaten the brim of your best Panama youâd have been in the seething thread. Swings and roundabouts innit.
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Iâd have put down poison and never seen the cunt again.
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Kill or be killed
Was it a mole I wonder?
Youâd fancy a mouse would get out.
Could have been a mole now that you say it. The fur was very velvety.
That would be extremely unlikely.
Unless ye mean a shrew.
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We donât have moles in Ireland. A vole perhaps?
Yea, a shrew. 
I never saw one when I was young. But theyâre getting very popular the last few years.
Theyâre smaller and less mobile than mice.
Past tense. A shrewd.
Present tense. A shrivel.
Thereâs nothing moles like better than messing about in boats
Poor Ratty will be devastated
He gets ratty with drink on him
I left out a dignified yet determined Will OâDonoghue after winning a free fist pump after the return machine swallowed every single one of my bottles and cans. It hummed and hawed over a can of Heineken but, like Conor McGregor on a night out, I wasnât taking no for an answer today
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Fly tipping cunts. Iâm seething.
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huzzah
More free tyres?
Bags of cans, bottles, cushions and assorted takeaway debris. Fcuking cunts.
Over the garden wall?