Knock hands down
Is Anchorage currently the busiest due to cargo? I read that somewhere I think.
A work colleague sending emails at 1.36am.
Fuck off you fucking weirdo, youâre impressing nobody.
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Just put the water in the bucket and lower it down into the holeâŚ
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Mate Iâm not sure you get how wells work. The Protestants didnât draw their own water I guess 
Iâm after eating a large dominos pizza and now I feel pregnant
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Pineapple?
Meat
Did the cunts put pineapple in it as well?
Mike there was no pineapple on the pizza
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Good. Otherwise I would have had no sympathy for you
Facebook warrior pages getting the unwashed worked up. This virus is a perfect opportunity to tell people not to bring their little shits shopping unless its unavoidable
Holy fuck
She wasnât bothered how many times it took to get it right 
Brand new car?
Awww thatâs cute
A few months old 
I nearly had to waterboard her to get her to admit it.
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