Further Things That Are Wrong


#541

Taxi driver with the clumsiest attempt to make me pay twice. Bitch was seething when I noticed and i slow rollled her.


#542

How on earth did she try that?
And what is “slow rolled”?


#543

Pretended he was going to pay her and slowly counted the money before calling her out on it.

Slow rolling was a fond trick of the on course bookies before the advent of electronic dockets with your winnings printed on it. If they were paying out someone who looked like a mug, they might hold the last note for a few seconds longer to see if the punter turned away thinking he’d been paid in full.


#544

Informative rating.


#545

Manys the harmless ould divil that got stitched up like a kipper


#546

Insisted I paid her before journey commenced. I settled on a deposit. At journey end she announces the gross fare. I asked her if she was taking into account the deposit.

Slow rolled is a term from poker where you play really slowly to unsettle an opponent.

I said I had hip issues and took ages to get out of taxi as time is money so she lost the plot.


#547

Slow roll means that you have the nuts in poker but delay in turning over your winning hand at showdown. It does drive lads demented.


#548

Sounds like you laid down quite a marker there


#549

3 different meanings so far


#550

He really showed her.


#551

Incredible tekkers out of the high flying corporate lawyer to get one over on a taxi driver.


#552

Cheers pal.


#553

Do you look a bit dodgy.


#554

Surely he got Uber, rather than over


#555

The geeballs who consider formula 1 to be a sport


#556

#557

Spelling of tolerated is very wrong.


#558

It’s time for these lads to start pressing charges.Until then there’ll be no change.


#559

Terrified to do so. You’re dealing with some awful knackers I’d say.


#560

This the scummy soccer crowd ye?