Further Things That Are Wrong


#881

Did you weep much when Di died?


#882

why do you hate England?


#883

Good jaysus what a bunch of women on here.


#884

It really encapsulates Christmas. For many a bitter sweet moment.


#885

There’s a whole television series about it.


#886

“Last Christmas” had its beginnings in 1984, while George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley were visiting Michael’s parents on an ordinary Sunday. After having something to eat and while everyone was sitting together relaxing, Michael went unnoticeably upstairs for an hour or so. He came back downstairs excited, as if he had discovered gold. He and Ridgeley went upstairs to Michael’s old bedroom where he had kept a keyboard to record sparks of inspiration, and played Ridgeley the introduction and chorus melody to “Last Christmas”, which Ridgeley later called “a moment of wonder”.[5]


#887

That reads like a @Juhniallio excuse if I ever heard one.


#888

I don’t Sir. I don’t even dislike them. I wouldn’t have it in me to hate anyone, not even the tories.


#889

You had me til the last line.


#890

My printer/scanner ran out of ink. It won’t let me scan now because the ink is low.

This is wrong, very wrong.


#891

wring it is.


#892

No, I want to scan.


#893

Are you sure this isn’t another one of those situations where modern technology has bested you, pal?


#894

Scan it with your phone


#895

Before we rush to judge you yet again as a Luddite, give us the make and model of the machine


#896

Use your phone mate.


#897

I think to be fair to the chap some of the cheap models don’t allow you to do anything if the ink is gone to force people to spend more money.
The obvious solution is to take the cartridge out shake it for a bit and see if you can trick the printer into thinking there’s some ink left.


#898

The obvious solution is to extend his thumb and shove it up his hole but your solution might just work too.


#899

I’m fairly sure, yea.


#900

what make of a printer is it @habanerocat

some of them have overrides for this bullshit.