Overall views on a cruise holiday
I noticed bulldog gin in aldi. 30 euros! Lovely stuff, but then I only paid a tenner in the effin uk
Got a bottle of this stuff coming back from Venice there lately.
Colour is a bit off-putting tbf. Might tack though, you can really taste the complex Arctic botanicals with every sip.
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What are complex artic botanicals derived from? Lichen?
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Of course you can
Tundra grasses and Inuit dangleberries.
You’re clearly a man of refined tastes. Either that or you never got over Eskimo Sue
Mostly of water id imagine
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Gin 
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Gin is very 2017
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I’d go on another one pal. I’d like to do a Baltic Cruise next.
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If a fella had multiple wives is there a suite option on these boats (asking for a friend)
No, but there’s fine low railings around the deck
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There are suite options.
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Il let him know thanks
The railings around the deck are very high. For anyone thinking of this kind of a holiday as a way of doing away with a loved one, I would say think again. The chances of going overboard accidentally or even accidentally on purpose are virtually nil.
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Worst case scenario you could convince the captain to capsize it.
What?
William of Orange would be delighted with ye lads. 