GAA Clichés and Dublin Legends

He comes across as a bitter fucker. He was out flanked and is still seething. He needs to move on from it but he enjoys the limelight more than he’d care to admit.

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Joe is a great sort

He actually fully admits he loves the limelight in fairness

Joe would be great on here. Hes a tremendous wind up merchant.

I mean everything he comes out with is designed to drive lads demented

One of the twee little things about the GAA is that a team that wins by a score or two after being raging hot favourites is that they won playing poorly. It’s a lovely little condescending way of dismissing the opposition performance.

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I heard “mano a mano” twice today

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“Nobody will be hurting more than the [insert county - in this case Tipperary] players.

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“he was equally bad for both sides”
Invariably from the supporter of a team handed enough blatant handy ones from a referee on the payroll to get them over the line.

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“Player X listened to the teacher. John Kiely put him in half back”

“Kerry winning the All Ireland would be bad for football”.

John Mullane has a new one today - “Most certainly” and he’s not shy about using it. He manages to crowbar it into every 3rd sentence or thereabouts. He’ll have a new one next week most certainly……

Dictionary Derek feeding him phrases like Fr Ted to Fr Jack.

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Marty’s already broken out the classic “They love their football down in …”

They are brothers in law. John probably gets the invite to the barbecue

I just couldn’t stomach him and McStay today. Thank fuck for BBC NI.

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Lads supposedly being “happy to be back with the club”.

BBC Northern Ireland’s commentator Thomas Niblock used the phrase “honey pot” at least once yesterday.

“inside”

“The All-Ireland series”.

A term dreamt up probably 30 or 35 years ago, most likely because some dullard in the GAA went to the US for a holiday and heard about the “World Series”.

There is no such thing as the “All-Ireland series”.

There are the All-Ireland football and hurling championships, alright.

Correct, a series of them every year in fact