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Brilliant.:clap::+1:

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You have been black guarded here kid. Your only crime was wasting a full morning writing some awful garbage when you could have been more productive. And that’s not so much a crime really as a sin.
You gave wound up the gahliban though who assume they are above a bit of ribbing because they are in in post AI bliss.

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Only the snotty nosed immature pis ants will take offense to that Syd. Fuck em all.

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Coming from a lad who’s edginess extends to starting threads in praise of Hitler and homophobia I’m sure that Sid will welcome your endorsement of his cutting edge satire, Christ but you’re an embarrassment.

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Laois man appeals for return of Mayo flag after All-Ireland final prank goes wrong

From LOLZ - Ireland’s Wackiest Stories - in the Evening Herald every Thursday

A Laois man living in Dublin has appealed to Dublin City Council for the return of a Mayo flag after an attempted All-Ireland final-themed prank went wrong.

Michael B. Brennan, originally from Portlaoise but living in a flat in Rathmines, lost the green and red flag after he draped it over his wheelie bin when he put it out for collection on Wednesday morning.

“I thought everybody would get the joke” he says. “I absolutely hate the Dublin football team and especially former Dublin player Ciaran Whelan, who I call “Wheelie Bin”. Christ, I despise that tramp. So I decided to drape my wheelie bin in a Mayo flag with “Goodbye Dublin Rubbish” written on it to demonstrate that Whelan and Dublin were going to get owned by Mayo in the All-Ireland final.”

But the “prank” was to go badly wrong.

“I live in a basement, so I can’t see onto the street. And what’s obviously happened is that instead of getting the joke and leaving the flag back through my letterbox, the binmen just put the flag straight into the wheelie bin with the rest of my rubbish and it disappeared into the lorry. I didn’t expect that to happen as I thought they’d get the joke, but they obviously didn’t, and I didn’t get time to stop them as I couldn’t see what was happening from the basement.”

Brennan has appealed to waste disposal company Greyhound and Dublin City Council for the return of the flag. “It was expensive and I can’t afford another one”, he said.

But Greyhound responded by saying “If a resident puts something out for waste collection, we assume they intend for it to be collected.” The council responded “the flag has probably already been incinerated. Anyway, we don’t entertain spurious enquiries from idiots. If the gentleman was that attached to the flag, perhaps he should go to Knock and pray for a miracle and that it somehow gets returned to him.”

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:smiley:

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Not an unreasonable approach from Greyhound in fairness. That Laois lad must be a bit simple.

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For fuck sake appendage.

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Lol. There’s always one.

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Wtf?

Who posted it on Facebook?

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Some chap called Derek Mannion.

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Woz der outrage

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Derek from Athenry?

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I’m not sure whether it was Derek “Sticks” Mannion, Derek “Horse” Mannion, Derek “the Crow” Mannion or Derek “Shtones” Mannion, to be honest, mate.

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Oh, you better believe it. I wouldn’t want to be Derek Mannion right now.

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Derek sounds like a right cunt to be putting that up.

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I was pleased to leave a few words of encouragement for him on the comment section underneath.

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@Sidney, were you disappointed noone on GAA Board jumped on your post?

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Oh, a few of the self-styled “Gaels” jumped on it alright.

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GAA Board?