An elite seven have been chosen to take on Vasco Da Wood tonight. In an effort to improve dressing room morale I’m picking the matchday squad early so those who aren’t involved don’t need to sit on the team bus and in the dressing room only to find out an hour before kick off that they’ll be watching from the stands. That said I expect both Jugs and Farmer to attend the game regardless, just no need to bring any gear.
Full squad:
Goalkeepers:
Bandage
Defenders:
Fats
Croppy
Midfielders:
Cesc4
Clarkeycat
Gar
Ruthless Strikers:
Rocko
The very best of luck to Vasco Da Wood but they don’t have a prayer against that 7.
Monkey Allen reading this thread the gloating bastard!
I’ll not be revealing what was said in the dressing room afterwards but there were some harsh words exchanged and rightly so. I will be taking corrective steps immediately to address the problem areas (all of them) and to maximise getting the most from the limited resources at my disposal.
I’ve received a massive volume of faxes and telegrams over the last few weeks requesting that I return to the squad. Whilst I’d never say never I will not be returning to the squad in the near future. I think the current squad has enough quality to win the league and I wish them all the best with the rest of the season.
It looks like you are missing the player who scored in every game they played last season, but was ruthlessly cast aside by the manager and often ridiculed by team mates.
Without this skillful scorer and creator of chances the team will keep regressing. So Rocko admit you were wrong and beg Appendage to make a return.
You may be a shit footballer Monkey but that’s quite witty. I’ll never forget the ineptitude of Appendage last season - I think it’s a safe bet to say that was his first ever time on a sporting field.