Difficult choice but i went with Chef. I know we all like our food but those fags who spend hours cooking a meal or get all excited and passionate about a slab of meat and a few vegetables need to take a good look at themselves.
While Dancer might be an obvious one you have to remember that any bloke who is say a backing dancer or the like probably does alright with the ladies (assuming he isn’t already gay, in which case he won’t give a toss how gay it is)
Nurse is pretty gay but you have to have some respect for anyone who works in a job where they help people etc.
I won’t comment on Poets. They’re probably best left to themselves.
Gardener came close behind Chef - it’s a bunch of flowers in the middle of the lawn, put your dick back in your pants.
Not a fan of the Pianists but if they’re talented musically then they’re probably capable of playing a proper instrument and being in a band so all is not lost.