Bubbly = Cushion for the Pushing?
Ya have to watch out for Bubbly straight talker that really fat rude cunt. 
Maybe if the fat bird in question had a nice face and an over compensating babestion pair of babs, otherwise no
[QUOTE=“ClarkeyCat, post: 356408, member: 15”]Decided to have a go last night. Bit unlike me. Generally can’t be arsed/have no game.
So I’m chattin to a bird. Decent lookin although I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup this morning. Gettin on well. Dancin away, she’s laughin at my jokes, I’m thinkin I’m in. When suddenly, out of nowhere, her fat, ugly mate comes up, grabs her and pulls her away. So yer wan apologises as she’s being dragged away by this beast.
It’s for reasons like this that I don’t bother chasing girls.
Silly cunts altogether.[/QUOTE]
Cock blocked by the fat friend, its afflicted many a man down through the years. You need a wingman with no morals for thst sort of combat.
Not sure if this is the right thread but…just drove through town there. The amount of tits and bums on display is pretty unbelievable. Single men go forth and conquer…it is whore night in Dublin.
Fuck sake 
I’m trying to watch an episode of Gomorrah here and I can’t fucking concentrate. I feel I’m missing out on something big…the things I’ve seen…
Please…just stop…
Take another pill, be grand.
Its only 11pm…
If only, pal…if only.
Fuckin women goin around tramped up with skin tight leather pants or leggings or whatever they are called! should put this in the things that are right thread.
Tinder - Day 2
Down staying with the parents so hoping for someone nearby. The village is small so I’m not expecting much action.
Get a match this morning. 3 miles away. She looks gamey as hell and not bad looking. 35 years of age.
It’s quickly established that we’re both after one thing. The snag is she’s not from round here and is staying with a friend with kids.
Messages are exchanged throughout the day. Plans are suggested, then dismissed. I get my 5 mile run in so I’m somewhat physically sated.
Finally, around 10pm, I tell her I’m going for a walk and to drive out so at least we can meet. She does. We meet. I’m happy. Better than the photos.
Bit awkward but she suggests a spin. We go down towards the beach.
Not long later she’s sucking me off.
Success.
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1048814, member: 129”]Tinder - Day 2
Down staying with the parents so hoping for someone nearby. The village is small so I’m not expecting much action.
Get a match this morning. 3 miles away. She looks gamey as hell and not bad looking. 35 years of age.
It’s quickly established that we’re both after one thing. The snag is she’s not from round here and is staying with a friend with kids.
Messages are exchanged throughout the day. Plans are suggested, then dismissed. I get my 5 mile run in so I’m somewhat physically sated.
Finally, around 10pm, I tell her I’m going for a walk and to drive out so at least we can meet. She does. We meet. I’m happy. Better than the photos.
Bit awkward but she suggests a spin. We go down towards the beach.
Not long later she’s sucking me off.
Success.[/QUOTE]
my hero
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1048814, member: 129”]Tinder - Day 2
Not long later she’s sucking me off.
Success.[/QUOTE]
Sucksess
Is this in ardamine?
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1048814, member: 129”]Tinder - Day 2
Bit awkward but she suggests a spin. We go down towards the beach.
Not long later she’s sucking me off.
Success.[/QUOTE]
Well in @Thrawneen you ledge
This could also have gone in things that are right.
Two tickets for a gig got a while back. Mate who was due to go with me pulled out for fair enough reasons, other mate who was interested got called into work, third mate says he couldn’t go but why don’t you try (Glas’s version of @Sidney’s facebook girl who I used to be quite friendly with but haven’t seen in a few years). Number sourced, invite sent. “Great to hear from you Glas, heard you were back in dublin recently. Would love to come, actually broke up with my boyfriend recently so a gig sounds like a great distraction.”
[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1050974, member: 1533”]This could also have gone in things that are right.
Two tickets for a gig got a while back. Mate who was due to go with me pulled out for fair enough reasons, other mate who was interested got called into work, third mate says he couldn’t go but why don’t you try (Glas’s version of @Sidney’s facebook girl who I used to be quite friendly with but haven’t seen in a few years). Number sourced, invite sent. “Great to hear from you Glas, heard you were back in dublin recently. Would love to come, actually broke up with my boyfriend recently so a gig sounds like a great distraction.”
:)[/QUOTE]
Every bird needs a gay friend to help her through a break up, very sound of you.