[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 1051234, member: 58”]Double going away party tonight in town. A guy and a bird. Both of them hammered, as they would be. We were all on the sauce, good night out, the usual. I was out as the guy leaving started around the same time as me so would know him well.
In the late bar and the bird leaving started chatting to me, nothing wrong with that, she’s well on, grand but would know me and that I have a family. Next thing, she has the hand dropped on my ass, mad for road. Alright, told her come on now, you know my situation, not gonna happen. Like a dose of petrol on a flame, wouldn’t leave it go. The more I said no the more she wanted it. Thought saying the names of my kids would dampen her, flipping worse she got.
Lesson, women are gamey, mad for cock they are.
And yeah, she was alright, you’d definitely give her one[/QUOTE]
You’ll be pulling the hammer off your self for months thinking about that one.
[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 1051234, member: 58”]Double going away party tonight in town. A guy and a bird. Both of them hammered, as they would be. We were all on the sauce, good night out, the usual. I was out as the guy leaving started around the same time as me so would know him well.
In the late bar and the bird leaving started chatting to me, nothing wrong with that, she’s well on, grand but would know me and that I have a family. Next thing, she has the hand dropped on my ass, mad for road. Alright, told her come on now, you know my situation, not gonna happen. Like a dose of petrol on a flame, wouldn’t leave it go. The more I said no the more she wanted it. Thought saying the names of my kids would dampen her, flipping worse she got.
Lesson, women are gamey, mad for cock they are.
And yeah, she was alright, you’d definitely give her one[/QUOTE]
Tough going. I’d imagine you’ll be in turmoil for a while over this. I imagine you are envisaging all sorts of scenarios over morning coffee.
Could be worse though… imagine the guilt this morning.
[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 1051234, member: 58”]Double going away party tonight in town. A guy and a bird. Both of them hammered, as they would be. We were all on the sauce, good night out, the usual. I was out as the guy leaving started around the same time as me so would know him well.
In the late bar and the bird leaving started chatting to me, nothing wrong with that, she’s well on, grand but would know me and that I have a family. Next thing, she has the hand dropped on my ass, mad for road. Alright, told her come on now, you know my situation, not gonna happen. Like a dose of petrol on a flame, wouldn’t leave it go. The more I said no the more she wanted it. Thought saying the names of my kids would dampen her, flipping worse she got.
Lesson, women are gamey, mad for cock they are.
And yeah, she was alright, you’d definitely give her one[/QUOTE]
If you had told her about your Sean Kelly obsession, she would have ran a fucking mile!
[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 1051234, member: 58”]Double going away party tonight in town. A guy and a bird. Both of them hammered, as they would be. We were all on the sauce, good night out, the usual. I was out as the guy leaving started around the same time as me so would know him well.
In the late bar and the bird leaving started chatting to me, nothing wrong with that, she’s well on, grand but would know me and that I have a family. Next thing, she has the hand dropped on my ass, mad for road. Alright, told her come on now, you know my situation, not gonna happen. Like a dose of petrol on a flame, wouldn’t leave it go. The more I said no the more she wanted it. Thought saying the names of my kids would dampen her, flipping worse she got.
Lesson, women are gamey, mad for cock they are.
And yeah, she was alright, you’d definitely give her one[/QUOTE]
Was the bird the guy’s girlfriend?
[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1050974, member: 1533”]This could also have gone in things that are right.
Two tickets for a gig got a while back. Mate who was due to go with me pulled out for fair enough reasons, other mate who was interested got called into work, third mate says he couldn’t go but why don’t you try (Glas’s version of @Sidney’s facebook girl who I used to be quite friendly with but haven’t seen in a few years). Number sourced, invite sent. “Great to hear from you Glas, heard you were back in dublin recently. Would love to come, actually broke up with my boyfriend recently so a gig sounds like a great distraction.”
:)[/QUOTE]
she’s on the ropes pal…head in a spin now prince charming is a wanker…make up tales of your exotic travels over the last few years while she has been stuck with mister bean drinking cocoa on a Saturday night…she’ll defo be looking for a bit of fresh to get the ex out of the system…I predict Glas’s Boneyard will be open for business by midnight… have the marigolds and vaseline bedside…time to go medieval…a bird on the ropes like that will usually be up for anything…tap it like you own it pal…
[QUOTE=“The Big Cheese, post: 1052404, member: 1137”]I am half debating entering into a long distance relationship with a young lady who I am currently wooing.
It would be tough to do but I think it is worth a shot as I may well regret not giving it a go.[/QUOTE]
When you look back on your life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
[QUOTE=“The Big Cheese, post: 1052404, member: 1137”]I am half debating entering into a long distance relationship with a young lady who I am currently wooing.
It would be tough to do but I think it is worth a shot as I may well regret not giving it a go.[/QUOTE]
If there is a definable end game, then go with god. If you are diving in without either of you having a notion of upping at some point to be in the same area code, it can be very difficult and you merely end up kicking the can down the road.
[QUOTE=“The Big Cheese, post: 1052404, member: 1137”]I am half debating entering into a long distance relationship with a young lady who I am currently wooing.
It would be tough to do but I think it is worth a shot as I may well regret not giving it a go.[/QUOTE]
You’re grooming some young one on the internet??? You are one sick puppy, cheese.
