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[QUOTE=“The Big Cheese, post: 1052404, member: 1137”]I am half debating entering into a long distance relationship with a young lady who I am currently wooing.

It would be tough to do but I think it is worth a shot as I may well regret not giving it a go.[/QUOTE]

Best of luck, mate. You’re one of the good guys and she’s a very lucky lady to have earned your affections.

[QUOTE=“The Big Cheese, post: 1052404, member: 1137”]I am half debating entering into a long distance relationship with a young lady who I am currently wooing.

It would be tough to do but I think it is worth a shot as I may well regret not giving it a go.[/QUOTE]

They’re about to make this illegal so he’d be best off to give it a shot now.

Closer to column a than column b mate. That’s fine by me since I actually like the girl and am not stuck for a quick ride at the moment.

Thinly veiled I cooked her dinner and we watched a season of Sex & the City while painting her toenails.

So no handtouchflute action?

I think what he meant has been illegal for a good few years, glas.

Good for you, mate. I hope it works out.

[SIZE=6]Minister Fitzgerald publishes heads of new Criminal Law (Sexual Offences) Bill 2014[/SIZE]

Bill proposes wide ranging reforms of the law, including stronger sanctions,aimed at protecting children from sexual exploitation; child pornography and online grooming

· New criminal offences to protect children against grooming, including online

Did you at least feel your core engage as you did Romanian rope turns together?

Walk away @glasagusban - She needs a quick ride now and a bit of rough and tumble to get over the ex- you’ll just become a friend and someone she will turn to for advice during the rough and tumble period- you’re proper fucked then. You either go in all guns blazing and hope you have enough to keep her coming back or you back off for a bit and then come wading in with your mikey draped over your shoulder.

He’s right @glasagusban. You might have the best intentions and actually want something meaningful from this one, but you could very easily find yourself as the shoulder to cry on. Stay aloof if you she’s edging towards wanting you to tell her shit about how they spilt or looking for emotional support. It sounds harsh but it’s better in the long term and I’m sure she’ll have plenty other friends for that craic.

I agree with that. And I particularly like the last line.

Before we can give any sort of advice we would need to know the history of this relationship. I get the impression that @glasagusban doesn’t want to share, which is fine. It doesn’t sound the healthiest situation with her coming out of the relationship though.

Anyway, all the best glas. Hope it works out.

Correct.

You’re dead right mate. I’d be leaning towards the former option. There’s still plenty of time to show some bona fides before I get stuck between the two stools and that @Mark Renton bastard swoops in.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1052547, member: 24”]I agree with that. And I particularly like the last line.

Before we can give any sort of advice we would need to know the history of this relationship. I get the impression that @glasagusban doesn’t want to share, which is fine. It doesn’t sound the healthiest situation with her coming out of the relationship though.

Anyway, all the best glas. Hope it works out.[/QUOTE]
Part of a group of friends from summer from school days mate. Very intermittent contact in between but always got on well whenever meeting up. She’s had the same boyfriend all that time. Now both in Dublin and living relatively nearby too.

CM is half right here.
You don’t have to be a prick about it but you need to lay your cards on the table fairly sharpish before she thinks anything else is happening here.
Also beware if this bird has been off the market a while (and is decent looking and sound as you seem to believe) that there is probably at least one other fella waiting for his crack off her as well.

I’d text her and say.

Really enjoyed the other night, would love to do it again as a proper date sometime when you feel up to it. :wink:

I’m sure @The Big Cheese[/USER] or [USER=1786]@TreatyStones will have an old proverb that will set Glas on the right road.

if it tastes like chicken keep on licking, if it tastes like trout fuck her out

I doubt it says Croker

@TreatyStones - give us an auld poem there, pal. It’s been a while…

[quote=“Julio Geordio, post: 1052553”]I’d text her and say.
Really enjoyed the other night, would love to do it again as a proper date sometime when you feel up to it. [/quote]
Or something like.

Really enjoyed the other night, went home and rubbed one out thinking of you. I stole a pair of your dirty panties from your laundry basket in the bathroom. Want them back? Wink, wink.