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[QUOTE=“Horsebox, post: 1052562, member: 1537”]Or something like.

Really enjoyed the other night, went home and rubbed one out thinking of you. I stole a pair of your dirty panties from your laundry basket in the bathroom. Want them back? Wink, wink.[/QUOTE]

Maybe just say ‘panties’ and leave out the ‘dirty’ part.

[QUOTE=“Horsebox, post: 1052562, member: 1537”]Or something like.

Really enjoyed the other night, went home and rubbed one out thinking of you. I stole a pair of your dirty panties from your laundry basket in the bathroom. Want them back? Wink, wink.[/QUOTE]

I’m surprised you’ve had the galll to turn up here after racialist material of yourself in Starbucks is all over the interweb.

No. The time for mind games has passed. Glas needs to put his cards on the table or end up permanently trapped in the friendzone. This will put the cat amongst the pigeons.

That was my old friend Yu Stin Ki Pu. Only an oul ballhop.

I watched the final episode of The Office last night and the parallels are clear. @glasagusban is Tim and this lass is Dawn. It’s taken many, many years but it was always meant to be. Buy her a packet of colouring pencils, young man.

I have a first date tomorrow night, guys. I don’t want to give away specifics but I’m looking forward to it and would appreciate some supportive words.

From a man whose last first date was around 20 years ago, all I can say is best of luck Bomber.

Best of luck, old stock. A good shower & a clean shirt will start you on the right track.

#fuckherrightinherpussy

Lovely stuff. Visualisation is the key, pal. Good luck and enjoy yourself.

Just be yourself, pal. If she can’t see you for the wonderful person you are, then that will be her loss.

For some reason I never get a notification when you tag me in posts mate. Luckily I scour the board for your pearls of wisdom so this one didn’t pass me by. I’ll take that on board.

Me too mate. Where you going/what’s the POA? I just got in home so must give mine a text now in a minute to arrange where to go/meet etc. A casual pub somewhere for a couple of drinks i reckon.

[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1052650, member: 1533”]For some reason I never get a notification when you tag me in posts mate. Luckily I scour the board for your pearls of wisdom so this one didn’t pass me by. I’ll take that on board.

Me too mate. Where you going/what’s the POA? I just got in home so must give mine a text now in a minute to arrange where to go/meet etc. A casual pub somewhere for a couple of drinks i reckon.[/QUOTE]

Meeting at a yet undetermined location for a few drinks, I have been tasked with picking it. Where’s a good spot in Dublin for traditional music midweek?

Cobblestone, Smithfield.

Sounds perfect mate. I don’t know about the trad music. I infer this is a foreign young lady? Where did you meet her pal?

I’ve been set up via a work colleague. She is not foreign, actually hails from my province. I thought a nice ware, homely bar wold be the tonic in this cold spell.

Anything city centre, pal?

That’s pretty close to city centre. Lovely pub.

So she’s Italian too?

Good plan mate. I agree with finding somewhere more city centre, the less distance she has to travel the better. If she makes any comments on Ulster football you don’t 100% agree with, try to just go along with it.

Perhaps.