Gladiator

Fuck off Irish Times. Donā€™t ruin it

London Times pal.

Conflicting reviews. Iā€™d hold off and see. Not sure it needed a sequel, but Ridley doesnt appear to give a fuck anymore and I applaud him for it. Denzel is the man.

Anti Irish bias so

Iā€™d say you wouldnā€™t want to be expecting it to change your life.

But Gladiator didnā€™t either. Was just a great auld bit of action.

It definitely didnā€™t need a sequel. And if it did, it definitely didnā€™t need to be an actual sequel. It could have just been in the timeline after the first one, it didnā€™t need to be creating made up children

Written by chief film critic Kevin Maher?

Yes

The first gladiator is vastly over rated. Itā€™s all down hill after the opening battle against the germanic / celtic tribes in the forest.

Although @Ralphie quoting lines from it for T and the guys down at their social club was epic. He took out Georgieā€™s eye with a lock and chain when recreating a scene from the movieā€¦ he later beat a pregnant stripper to death for disrespecting him.

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When did you last watch it? I realise this is the INTERNET and no one is for changing, but youā€™re an open minded guy. Iā€™d suggest giving it another run out and seeing as an older man what you might make of it.

Gladiator is one of the most outstanding pieces of media ever put out. I have no doubt, the sequel will have taken some gloss off it in the public eye, but it will remain an important classic. Every man should have a walk through the fields of Val Dā€™Orcia on their bucket list.

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I havenā€™t seen it fully in a long, long time.

Its worth another look maybe. As an older man, I see more and more of myself in Maximus.

id say theres a good few on here who see themselves as marcus aurelius whereas in reality theyre much more like commodus

As I get older again I could see myself becoming more of Antonius Proximo, letting the great whore suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more.

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I always say to myself be like maximus when the middle age/split season / ride on lawn Mower / gaa shorts wearing crew on here all round on me together.

Thereā€™s nothing better than fighting the good fight on your own against the crowd.

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Id be more Titus pullo

Ah, Titus and Lucious. How they lived.

Iā€™d say this is the one and only time Iā€™d agree with you. The opening is incredibleā€¦the rest is a shite version of Spartacus.

I reckon youā€™d agree with me on 87.43% of stuff in the real world.

Gladiator II seems to be opening big at the box office if the queues are any indication. Iā€™m off to Small Things Like These