Clutch putt, keeps him right in it on the 18th
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T4 going into final day.
Good man Seamus
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Best possible start for Armour, he picks on leader drops one
Power outage
Power just missed a 3 footer to go 17 under
Hard to see past bryson the cunt even at this early stage
Seamus drops ome
Aolffe2drops an 84 footer for birdie
This is falling into DeChambeauās lap
Power can finished second here if he keeps the head
Ah here. Three putts from ten feet and he drops another
All gone Pete tong for power
Ya not happening for him or my lad at all
Bryson 
What the fuck is his caddy doing letting him hit driver in the first place?
Gas cunt. He should let out a power-lifter roar.
Nice 160 profit of Armourā¦ Gave me a run for my money anywayā¦ Was always going to be brysons day. I hope ye backed him for the masters when I said it a few weeks ago. He will be right in the mix and is obsessed with the masterās
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DeChambeauās transformation raises questions, but who will ask?
Malachy Clerkin
Thereās an upside and a downside to golf getting back going ahead of most of the other TV sports. The upside, obviously enough, is the return itself. Itās a simple pleasure that has more going for it than might seem the case. We all need something to cling to. Whether thatās a nervy first lunch back at your favourite cafĆ© or a night in front of the Rocket Mortgage Classic, the urge is the same. To find a little reassurance, to season the new normal with the flavours you remember enjoying in the old one.
The downside for golf is that its warts are all on show. More of its curios are magnified now that it has so little competition for eyeballs. Ordinarily, a dog-day mid-summer tournament like the Rocket Mortgage Classic would be completely lost in the mix of everything else that was going on. A non-Major at this time of the year would be strictly Vauxhall Conference. It wouldnāt be mapped.
Instead, yesterday morning, you couldnāt move for chat about Bryson DeChambeau. At least in my admittedly golfy little timeline you couldnāt. By the time you read this, he may very well have won the tournament outright but that wasnāt what the kerfuffle was about. Instead it was an incident halfway through his third round, in which he berated a cameraman for, well, being a cameraman.
On the seventh hole of a fairly mixum-gatherum front nine, DeChambeau made a hames of a bunker shot and left himself 20 feet from the hole. He had just come off a bogey on the sixth and was clearly raging with himself, belting his club into the bunker in a fit of temper. When he was finished the hole, he marched over to the masked-up cameraman at the side of the green and berated him for a full minute. Golf Channel reporter Will Gray asked him about it after his round.
Potential vulnerability
āHe was literally watching me the whole entire way up after getting out of the bunker, walking up next to the green,ā DeChambeau whined. āAnd I just was like, āSir, what is the need to watch me that long?ā I mean, I understand itās his job to video me, but at the same point, I think we need to start protecting our players out here compared to showing a potential vulnerability and hurting someoneās image. I just donāt think thatās necessarily the right thing to do.ā
Hmm. Okay Bryson. The notion that the literal recording of reality is a biased move against you is pretty paranoid, even by the out-there standards of the professional sportsman. Ultimately, though, itās a small piece of nonsense that has no particular fall-out with which to be detaining ourselves. Golf Arsehole Punches Down is the Dog Bites Man of the sports world.
DeChambeau is an interesting enough in other ways, especially given his recent, eh transformation. He has always come across as a bit of a tosser. Itās just that now, heās a massive one.
If golf isnāt your bag, consider the following scenario for someone in your own sport. Imagine an athlete doesnāt compete in public for two months, as was the case with DeChambeau between October and December of last year. Imagine that upon his return ā at the Presidentās Cup team event in Australia ā the clothes for which heād been fitted earlier in the year are now too tight. His neck size has gone out by an inch, his chest size by two. Imagine this athlete putting on a stone and a half of muscle mass in two months and not stopping there.
Spin the tape along and imagine the pandemic hitting the following spring and giving everyone ā said athlete included ā three months to go away and prepare however they pleased for the resumption of their sport. Imagine that athlete then coming back with another stone and a half of muscle on him, making it somewhere in the ballpark of three stones added in nine months.
Now imagine it in a sport with a notoriously toothless anti-doping record. One whose laxness on the issue has prompted Rory McIlroy to lament that he could take human growth hormone and get away with it. One that has a policy of not even making public the occasional drug suspension that comes along.
Cartoonishly dominant
Given all that context, imagine this athlete coming back after the pandemic and outstripping the competition in the most power-based aspect of the sport every day he goes out. DeChambeauās driving in the four tournaments since the resumption has been cartoonishly dominant. Pick any driving stat you like, he leads it. Going into the final round yesterday, he had 10 drives of over 350 yards for the week. Nobody else in the field had more than five.
Itās at this point where the libel laws insist that it is made clear that there is no suggestion that DeChambeau has done anything untoward in gaining all this bulk. His social channels have been all over his transformation from the start, posting footage of his daily gym sessions and so on. Every second reference to him on TV broadcasts seems to mention protein shakes and a revolutionary gym routine and all that jazz. Until we hear otherwise, that must all be taken in good faith.
Doping question
Doesnāt mean the question shouldnāt be asked, all the same. The transcripts of every DeChambeau tournament press conference are up online and in four weeks, there hasnāt been a single doping question put to him. Not even, āHave you been tested since the restart?ā This may be doing a disservice to the journalists on the ground who could very well be asking him these questions ad-hoc in the locker-room or wherever. But if they are, none of the answers have made it into print.
In any other sport, this would be a huge talking point. A player making such an enormous physical transformation away from prying eyes and parlaying it into such a dominant show of power upon his return would cause rampant suspicion. For whatever reason, golf seems completely fine with it.
That should make us far more uneasy than a tantrum at a cameraman
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2 ew golfers this week.
Jason Day @55ās is great value and heās started to show some of his old form. Would worry a bit is he able to put 4 solid rounds togetherā¦
Xander Shauffelle @28ās,had a good week last week and although he hasnāt a win in ages I think heās going to be there or thereabouts this weekend
Jt, dj, bryson and Rory lead the betting, out of the 4 of them Iād fancy Dj for a on the nose bet @14ās.all eyes will be on tiger this weekend. Hard to back him but heās a nice price
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