Golf lingo

Shamelessly stolen from the huddleboard:

An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it

A Condom - safe but didn’t feel good

A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn’t be

A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner

A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly, but still a good runner

A Kate Moss - a bit thin

A Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional ball

Princess Di - shouldn’t have taken the driver

A Tony Blair - Deep inside the Bush

Putting lingo:

A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty little five footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but it wasn’t

A ladyboy - Looks easy but all may not be that it seems

The Brazilian - shaved the hole.

About 20 seconds ahead of me with that post Bandage

2 more following from my week of golf (5 days - 5 courses - copious amounts of booze)

A son-in-law: not quite what i had in mind

An angelraper: a shot thats goes very very high

(with thanks to today fm)

A David O’Leary - It wasn’t my fault, it was the club

A Martin O’Neill - Poor club choice

A Ryanair - Looks good in the air but lands nowhere near where it was meant to