Great Names

Barney Rock.

Dickie Rock

Romeo Challenger, former drummer with Showaddywaddy.

A lad scored for Barnsley last night by the name of Reuben Noble-Lazarus

Sounds like TFK sponsored him to change his name by deed poll

Luis Suarez.

Travis Hots - Fire Chief of Shohomish County, Washington State.

(Just featured in a RTE news report on the mudslide in that area the other day.)

Shane Candell Sherriff

Shep Messing.

This poor cunt never stood a chance.

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[QUOTE=“Fagan ODowd, post: 923361, member: 706”]This poor cunt never stood a chance.

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I’m sure there is a line about Dennis waterman in there somewhere.

Ira Newborn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Newborn

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Claudio Bravo.

Donal Og Hodnett.

Can’t work out if that’s a great name or a terrible name but I think along with names likes Fachtna and Tadhg Og, it perfectly encapsulates the true spirit of passionate but ultimately futile West Cork football-biased gaeldom, so I’ll go with the former.

[QUOTE=“The Scouse Cafu, post: 989807, member: 2660”]Donal Og Hodnett.

Can’t work out if that’s a great name or a terrible name but I think along with names likes Fachtna and Tadhg Og, it perfectly encapsulates the true spirit of passionate but ultimately futile West Cork football-biased gaeldom, so I’ll go with the former.[/QUOTE]
Contrast Donal Og Hodnett, honest as a June day is long but ultimately a carthorse, to his happy go lucky, cheeky chappy cornerboy Cork hurling equivalent, Seanie (sometimes Jimmy or Johnny but usually Seanie) McCarthy/Horgan/Crowley/Mulcahy/O’Connor/O’Sullivan, the streetwise, thin as a whippet*, cute as a hoor corner forward from the backstreets of Mayfield.

Seanie hates training, never ate his dinner as a kid, never grew much, but loves the Glen, loves Ringy, loves Jimmy Barry, loves an 'oul bag of chips and a Mars bar and still likes to play an odd game of marbles or conkers, when he’s not wrecking his teeth on gobstoppers.

Seanie’s great craic, a real joker, liked by everybody. You’ll know Seanie from the grin on his face as hangs around the goal whistling “The Boys of Fairhill”, waiting to pounce on a mistake by a defender, and boy does he pounce, as his four All-Ireland medals shows. Seanie loves a sneaky smoke after a match and is always good for a quote for Jim Carney in the dressing-room after an All-Ireland win, followed by an 'oul wink, a nod and a grin.

An ounce of breeding will always beat a ton of feeding.

*There’s also a fat Seanie who’s just as the same as skinny Seanie, except that he’s fat.

[QUOTE=“The Scouse Cafu, post: 989828, member: 2660”]Contrast Donal Og Hodnett, honest as a June day is long but ultimately a carthorse, to his happy go lucky, cheeky chappy cornerboy Cork hurling equivalent, Seanie (sometimes Jimmy or Johnny but usually Seanie) McCarthy/Horgan/Crowley/Mulcahy/O’Connor/O’Sullivan, the streetwise, thin as a whippet*, cute as a hoor corner forward from the backstreets of Mayfield.

Seanie hates training, never ate his dinner as a kid, never grew much, but loves the Glen, loves Ringy, loves Jimmy Barry, loves an 'oul bag of chips and a Mars bar and still likes to play an odd game of marbles or conkers, when he’s not wrecking his teeth on gobstoppers.

Seanie’s great craic, a real joker, liked by everybody. You’ll know Seanie from the grin on his face as hangs around the goal whistling “The Boys of Fairhill”, waiting to pounce on a mistake by a defender, and boy does he pounce, as his four All-Ireland medals shows. Seanie loves a sneaky smoke after a match and is always good for a quote for Jim Carney in the dressing-room after an All-Ireland win, followed by an 'oul wink, a nod and a grin.

An ounce of breeding will always beat a ton of feeding.

*There’s also a fat Seanie who’s just as the same as skinny Seanie, except that he’s fat.[/QUOTE]
In all fairness, Sidney, that’s a beauty of a post. A contender for post of any year.

Mickey Steele-Bodger.

Baseball on in the background and there’s a lad pitching for the Pirates by the name of Antonio Bastardo

Tony Bastard :clap:

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Tyson Fury.