After the clue Bandage has given us I reckon we could club together and guess the big man’s surname. When we’ve settled on this we could google the name + knacky wing forward and find out his full name from old Brendan Furlong match reports. From there his phone number should be easy to glean from his linkedin account which would leave only a threatening phone call while affecting a flat midlands accent.
Guesses so far
Smythe - Smyth
Browne - Browne
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