Guess Bandage's surname

After the clue Bandage has given us I reckon we could club together and guess the big man’s surname. When we’ve settled on this we could google the name + knacky wing forward and find out his full name from old Brendan Furlong match reports. From there his phone number should be easy to glean from his linkedin account which would leave only a threatening phone call while affecting a flat midlands accent.

Guesses so far

Smythe - Smyth
Browne - Browne

Thread not open to people who know him in real life.

FOAD you tedious cunt

I hate you so much

I think you’ll find it is pal.

Bandage has mentioned his initials on here before :popcorn:

Is it Zidan - Zidane?

Is it Bandag

McBogger

Liam Dunn

Testicl

Softcock ?

It’s probably something like “Blow”.

Turd(e)

Handsom

Muldoon(e)

Fat(E)

Bandag

Oops. Seems Fagan has that already. I feel so foolish.

Pub

This thread is fucking shite.

Barrup and fuck.