Guess which irish province i support

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I have an inflated sensde of self worth.

I eat hay.

I have yellow toe nails.

My armpits smell like shit.

I had iintercourse with my mother.

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[quote=“Christian Bales of hay, post: 756325, member: 1743”]I have an inflated sensde of self worth.

I eat hay.

I have yellow toe nails.

My armpits smell like shit.

I had iintercourse with my mother.[/quote]

Surely a Nordie?

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Nope, the ‘Fifth’ province, the diaspora… I’m thinking one of those Queensland hillbillies.

4

Sounds like the lad O Brien from Carlow.

5

Obviously Ulster, but that’s in very bad taste

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YOU FAGGOTS STILL HERE?

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Are you a faggot?

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No. You are