Has anyone noticed Michael D. Higgins?

Can you give examples of the things you think he avoided saying that should have been included in the piece?

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What are you talking about? He directly challenged the west brit mandarins in the Irish Independent and RTE.

I think too much garlic causes short term memory loss

I’ll spell it out for you fully. Michael D Higgins is a trough snouting pig of a man. He is delighted to enjoy all the trappings of considerable wealth whilst mouthing simplistic platitudes from the sidelines which the snowflakes lap up. Talking a middle classish bland kind of vague socialism he happily hoovers up four pensions whilst bemoaning social inequality, talks of housing problems whilst he evicts long term tenants to take advantage of a tax break, spends huge sums on the expense accounts of the taxpayer happily, then goes very quiet when called out, openly lies about running for office as he likes the money and prestige too much to keep his word.
In one week he was in the papers saying they should get rid of first class on the train, the next he was sitting in first class.
He now soft pedals the absolutely bleeding obvious and the usual idiots lap it up like he’s a Russian dissident living in Moscow.
Miggledy has never done, and will never do anything to jeopardize his trough nor his place at it.
The end.

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RIP

If he’s dead I’ll edit the above to say what a lovely man he was.

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You’re a lovely man.

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So that’s why I fucking hate English cunts. I thought it was just because of their accents.

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He’s calling out both sides there mate.

I’m still alive mate.

That is all any of us can hope to be in these uncertain times.

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Poor owl Miggly D, R.I.P.
This reminds me of when Gerlock passed.

A great man.

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How will they fit six lads on his coffin?

Could be tricky, I’d say the most he’s handled in the past is the 3 lads.

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An absolute belter of a post. Up the rebels

he had to go

If Michael D hates the tans so much why does he cultivated a fake plummy geriatric home county accent?

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He travels Ryanair when and where possible.