Have you ever been inappropiately groped by the opposite sex?

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I was man handled by a hen party down the back of an aer aran Galway-Edinburgh flight back in the day. I never sought counselling at the time and I bear the cognitive scars to this very day.

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Have to smile at some of the cases that come out of the States. There was a case a while back where a sixteen year old was shagging one of his teachers. Fucking idiots told the father who of course I presumed sued to see what he could get out of it.
There were a few fine mares teaching us when I was in secondary. If I was lucky enough to be manhandled by one of them, I certainly wouldnā€™t be telling any of the parents

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What would ye do if a bird reached into your crotch and whispered in your ear that her old man was in the Leb?

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I want to be grouped by women, I sued to hang around busy pubs and discos back on the 90ā€™s when I was a roaster, hoping to be groped

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Iā€™d tell her to make sure he doesnā€™t drink the tap water over there. Hed get awful sick from it.

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Bring her on a magic tour

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One night in the Bleeding Horse years ago some bird came up behind me and pinched me in the arse, really hard. It was fucking painful. Later that night my girlfriend at the time asked me what the big red mark on my arse was. Panicking, I made up some story about sitting on something sharp. I donā€™t think she believed me.
I learned a lesson from this lads, be honest with people about inappropriate groping, donā€™t hold it in, talk to people, it helps you to deal with this.
I feel better now as Iā€™ve been living with this experience for over 18 years.

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What did she pinch you with? A pliers,?

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No, she just pressed hard for about 5 seconds and whispered ā€œyouā€™ve got a lovely arseā€ to me while I tried not to drop my pint. Women can be a bit mental.

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How.are you getting on with your boss in work who is always pulling at her underwear?

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Not very well, sheā€™s a complete bastard and she smells horrendous.

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Thatā€™s disappointing, after a promising start.

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Your boss is a lady?

Lolz.

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Fatal attraction on Sky movies there now. Watch it yet adultorous cunts and feel yere balls shrivel to the size of raisins

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:popcorn:

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You forgot the spitroast post. He loves the spitroast post

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:grinning:

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Boasting about getting his auld ladā€™s sloppy seconds. Eeeeuuuugggghhhh.