Heather Mills

fixed: pervert !!

i cant see why not.

  1. they’re all Gods children.
  2. theres nothing below the knee of interest to any normal man.

The silence from John O’Shea on this thread is deafening.

Yes, I will ride her.

I voted yes. Christ the cans on her, you’d have to give her one

[quote=“HBV*”]i cant see why not.

  1. they’re all Gods children.
  2. theres nothing below the knee of interest to any normal man.[/quote]

[quote=“HBV*”]i cant see why not.

  1. they’re all Gods children.
  2. theres nothing below the knee of interest to any normal man.[/quote]

^^^What he said^^^

The thought of the stump rubbing up against you would put you right off.

Some twisted monkeys on here.

Deviants.

Its a shame she doesnt have a false eye to go with the false leg.
once you anally raped her with her own leg you could pull out the false eye and give her one in the socket!!
so in answer to the question. yes I would make love to her.

if i was lucky enough to be riding her, id be more worried about the duck tape on her gob coming off than the stub of a leg below her knee getting in the way or rubbing.
an awful mouth on her.

[quote=“josepi73”]Its a shame she doesnt have a false eye to go with the false leg.
once you anally raped her with her own leg you could pull out the false eye and give her one in the socket!!
so in answer to the question. yes I would make love to her.[/quote]

josepi,is an eye socket a bit like an asshole in that if you lube it enough it will eventually widen with a bit of persuasion.

[quote=“manusboyle”]The thought of the stump rubbing up against you would put you right off.

Some twisted monkeys on here.

Deviants.[/quote]

Stump against Stump Manus, sure you could always try it once…

This is quite a disturbing thread.

Denny Crane. I want to have sex with a [FONT=Times New Roman]paraplegic. My father said it was the best sex he ever had.[/FONT]

Very much so.
In my view the word ‘stump’ should only be used when discussing cricket.

Yours in agreement,
GSH.

thats an intersting question KIB.
I would assume it would be determined by the ocular cavities on the particular person.
with someone like Marty Feldman for example I’d say you’d hardly touch the sides. you’d also have to factor in the size of the appendage on the man so there’s no hard and fast rule as they say.

hard and fast would be what peg-leg mills would love i’d say.
and she could wear her multicolured coat while on the job.
everyone’s happy

Right, were talking about fucking Marty Feldmans eye sockets now, jaysus this is getting interesting.

fucking an eye socket - anyone have the Latin term for this practice?

connubialis oculus socket

I’d rather trap me cock in a door ,but thanks anyway.:slight_smile:

Heather Mills has a new boyfriend - Jamie Walker is the chaps name.

Theres nowt as queer as folk.

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: