What’s the craic with the new bird in the bay? No way is she a mother of a 18 yr old. Reckon the actress is around 30 tops…
She was doing the business when she was 12. I wouldnt put it past the story writers to use that in a story line.
“Yeah, I was hairy aped by a chazzwazzer when I was 11 then dropped the sprog when I was 12”
Is this Drew’s mother? I haven’t been avidly watching it lately as I detest Martha, Kim, Kit and Rachel and most of the storylines are revolving around them when all I want is for the four of them to die tragically in a bush fire. Haven’t seen it yet this week but there’s potential for two new characters with the brother and sister who live on the farm with their grandfather. I was just thinking Irene doesn’t have that many random children living her lately so they’ll probably move in with her shortly.
Id say this bird with the 18 year old had a “bush fire” after getting sellotaped.
Yeah, Drews mother. She’s a fisty filly, with good teeth too…
What have you got against Martha? She’s alright, bit screwed up and won’t give the copper ex-hubby much of a chance but anyone with Alf Stewart’s geans flowing through her is okay with me. Rachel can go run and jump. She probably has gone to SA with the other doctor but I don’t know. Kit, yeah, not the may west.
She has good teeth so she can bite anymore attackers. She got them because of her troubled past
I lost all respect for Martha after the way she treated Jack Holden. Sure Jack’s a bit of a drip (goes with the family territory) but she basically ended their marriage because he went out for a pint after work one night with the other cops. Then about a week later she hooked up with his best friend, that Ashton guy, and flaunted it around in Jack’s face. Then she got hurt by him and Jack was there to pick up the pieces before she cast him aside and descended into a seedy lifestyle as a pole dancer.
Again, when she was manipulated by that Cam chap it was Jack that was her shoulder to cry on and christ, he even saved her from certain death when he rescued her from the club when it was engulfed in flames.
About a week later they went on a picnic and Jack went off in his car after that old farmer guy when he drew a goal on them for trespassing on his land. Martha got annoyed and ended up getting a soaking in a storm and went mental with Jack. She even said, ‘It’s always surprises with you Jack. The trouble is they’re never good ones’.
The cheek of the stupid slag - it wasn’t a nice surprise to be dragged out of a burning building then, was it? I can’t believe she’s related to Mr Stewart, I really can’t. I despise her.
Quality post Bandage.
That should read ‘drew a gun’ of course. Apologies to anybody who was adversely affected in any way.
I love Martha and intend marrying Jodi Gordon when I hit Oz in the new year.
Best Home and Away episode in ages tonight, especially with Tony off banging birds all the time. That’s 2 or 3 nights in a row he’s gone drinking down in the Surf Club and ended going off to slip one in a random hot lady. Who would have thought there would be so many easy women out on the pull midweek in a smally sleepy village like Summer Bay? It’s like going to Ryan’s in Rosslare Strand Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and ending up banging three separate hotties - like that’d ever happen.
Some cracking lines from Jack when he approached Tony to complain about his behaviour. '“Does it make you feel like a stud?” “Are you really happy going off on one night stands with these women?”
A. Dead right he’s fooking happy.
B. Imagine saying something like that to your Dad.
I’d like to register my objection to the use of this thread. Please use “The stalker is pack - part 2”.
Kim’s reaction to Rachel after she told him she slept with Hugh was priceless. He was not impressed full stop. Then she reacted nearly as badly when he said to her that he mooched Kit, the cheek of her. The sooner Rachel goes the better. Kim will be up in the city to get Kit and Archie back in the next episode or two, fo sho.
Mr Stewart is losing his eyesite. I’m not sitting around for the next 4 months and watch the demise of H&A’s greatest asset (after Sallys knockers). When he went mad a few years back was bad enough but now this. Say it ain’t so…!
Short summary of today’s episode
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Mr Stewart’s eyesight is deteriorating badly as feared. Today he failed his eye test so couldn’t renew his license but he went out driving anyway. He nearly ran over Sally at the Diner and she caught up with him along the road and he has now seen sense and won’t be driving anymore. It’s a big test for Ray Meagher. On the one hand I’m delighted to see him back as a lead role in a storyline but at the same time it’s very disappointing to learn of any ill health from the Bay’s greatest legend.
In relationship news Locke has it bang on the money pretty much. Kim is seriously pissed off with Rachel and the last scene of the episode has him arriving in the city and knocking on Kit’s door. Moments before it looked like he might have been about to save the marriage though so there’s still a chance he was jut visiting her to tell her they’ve no future.{/slide}
It was hilarious yesterday.
“I slept with Hugh.”
“I kissed Kit”.
The two of them standing there with big angry heads on them.
Did any of you notice earlier on in the episode when Kim and Kit tried to rekindle a bit of romance in the bedroom and she was wearing this fooking huge pair of granny pants?
Typical of an ugly, boring, minger like her.
Equally though Kit is seriously rough and Kim combines elements of all the worse male characters we’ve ever had in the Bay. I hope he moves permanently to the city to live with Kit and Archie.
The new kids, Geoff/Jeff and Annie, are promising though. His attitude towards Lucas on Thursday was golden.
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It was hilarious yesterday.
“I slept with Hugh.”
“I kissed Kit”.
The two of them standing there with big angry heads on them.
Did any of you notice earlier on in the episode when Kim and Kit tried to rekindle a bit of romance in the bedroom and she was wearing this fooking huge pair of granny pants?
Typical of an ugly, boring, minger like her.
Equally though Kit is seriously rough and Kim combines elements of all the worse male characters we’ve ever had in the Bay. I hope he moves permanently to the city to live with Kit and Archie.
The new kids, Geoff/Jeff and Annie, are promising though. His attitude towards Lucas on Thursday was golden.
I’m sure Geoff and Mucas will be best buds in about a month.
The storyline on getting them back into school was very annoying though with Brad constantly disobeying Sal.
Indy and Romeo getting on well again. One fight and their marriage fell apart the last time.
Dr Sid waiting to get his claws into the new bird. Thought he would end up pumping April to be honest.
Wouldn’t mind banging Sid’s daughters :wub:
Indy has a strange nose. Still would obviously.
The other one is carrying a bit of poundage. Still would obviously.
Ah fuck lad, they are quality birds. 