Homegrown Talent. Valerie Wheeler is off the table, and eating directly out of the fridge

Saw that on bookface and couldn’t help but laugh. Where the fcuk you managed to bump into her I’ll never know. Anglesboro birds are pretty thin on the ground in Dublin.
Is she not taller than you?

She’s also the barmaid in the most popular boozer at home so there’ll be no shortage of volunteers to give you a hiding should it all go spectacularly wrong. Not to mention the lidgind of a brother. She’s older than she looks too.

:lol:

Is she related to John, t_e? Is that him in the family photo?

Sounds like I should steer clear so anyway. I’ll still take her updates from the Gaelic Grounds tonight mind you.

Sister I believe.
Not offering any advice yea or nea.
Smashing figure if memory serves, but she’s been working behind the bar since before I was old enough to order a pint from her.

I think Thraw has moved on from this Anglesboro doll. All radio contact was lost with him during the Flaming Lips set tonight. I assume he tipped away home with his Swedish lovely and has begun a passionate and tempestuous affair with her.

I can see how the live updates thing wouldn’t have worked out.

never mind that shite, what am I backing in listowel today?

Ah, sometimes everything just comes together very nicely.
Forbidden Fruit getting awful flak on their Facebook page over the hour-long beer queues. The blessings of God and his Mother on you SS, for the heads up in that regard.

Ah man, I dunno what POD were thinking. At one stage the beer queue was at least a 45 mins job. I had my first Bulmers in 15 years from the ā€˜fruit bar’ as it looked a shorter queue. Clowns didn’t even have any Bulmers original left, just a warm Bulmers Berry straight out of the box. Some marketing job. Apart from that it was a great day out, the queue for a burger was only 30 seconds.

TG4’S Eibhlin Ni Choistealbha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQPtqDBS4MM

:ph34r:

Good man Thrawneen, she wont think you a stalker at all :huh:

Good point

Ah fuck what went on here? I’ll take a pm off Thraw or MBB.

A bit St.Tropez looking but still for the kudos alone that is a quality score

Got a text back during the match. Not an encouraging one but a text nonetheless. Formulating a reply in my noggin now.

Give us the gist of this escapade Thraw!

whats this about thraw?

Is there anything to be said for setting up a private social group so those of us who are confident guys can help you formulate a reply?

Not a bad idea, considering the amount of happily attached men on here…but I’m just going to have to go in all guns blazing and if it works great and if not fuck it.

Good man :clap: