this actually made me lol… and i knew it was coming 
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Definitely not Fisty from around here.
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I’d say Helen and Fitzy are a fair pair of pricks.
That’s some rigout, Christ above.
Helen is rough as fuck without make up.
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In fairness, you could probably say the same about me…
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50% of her DNA is Bono’s so that takes a lot of the shine off it.
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The mare is far more important than the sire
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The chance to sit across the table from him, smiling smugly would sine a lot of things.
I saw her in Dublin airport a few years ago. She got the mothers beautiful face but the fathers short little legs. If she was from Tipp she would be known as Butty Hewson.
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Bono wrote a song about his daughter called “New Year’s Eve”.
Her head is a bit too blocky and manly.
The pins of the father have been visited upon the daughter
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That’s very good.
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I caught an excerpt from an interview she was doing as publicity there on the radio this morning. It was beyond painful, horseshit artist bollox about stephen spielberg and his beautiful soul… i considered her for the ‘…pain in my bollox’ thread right there and then
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Fellas here are very picky. She’s a fine looking girl by any metric.
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I reckon there might be other factors at play
Yerra, it’s not all about the looks