Hugh Heinz?

[Mac]

@Bandage

Exactly Mac. I don’t ever drink the night before Celtic games in case I miss something tactically that could see me lose face in online discussions with Rocko and Totti. Yet here is Runt, an actual coach/manager, planning on getting shitfaced the night before a game. He’ll barely be able to give a teamtalk never mind be alert enough to make tactical changes and appropriate substitutions during the game. A shocking dereliction of duties.

I presume the teamtalk will consist of him standing on a chair, banging a hurley off a table before kicking a few gearbags around the dressing room, shouting a few nonsensical sentences about pride in the jersey and doing the parish proud.

[The_Runt]

@Mac

I presume the teamtalk will consist of him standing on a chair, banging a hurley off a table before kicking a few gearbags around the dressing room, shouting a few nonsensical sentences about pride in the jersey and doing the parish proud.

Great idea Mac.

I might even pull out the preview from this weeks leader where they have written us off and pin it to the wall.

[The_Dunph]

@The Runt

Great idea Mac.

I might even pull out the preview from this weeks leader where they have written us off and pin it to the wall.

[The_Runt]

I can see it now.

Game is level, our star player goes down injured with 2 minutes to go. I run on, slip him a sip from the hip flask, he bounds back to his feet before kicking a point from 45 yards out to win the game.

[The_Dunph]

@The Runt

I can see it now.

Game is level, our star player goes down injured with 2 minutes to go. I run on, slip him a sip from the hip flask, he bounds back to his feet before kicking a point from 45 yards out to win the game.

Huzzah.

[The_Runt]

Huzzah

[Thrawneen]

I have some head on me today. Christ.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Had a late finish last night, well after 5 when I got in home, was wide awake at 9 am. Have only had a bowl of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and a Kitcat so far today. Think I will order aa big fuck off pizza for myself

[SHANNONSIDER]

I am going for a few pints of porter tonight in that hames of a place The Bleeding Horse. This has become such a rare occurance lately that I said I’d mention it.

[myboyblue]

@The Runt

Huzzah

Winner alright?

[The_Runt]

@myboyblue

Winner alright?

A hard fought draw.

[myboyblue]

@The Runt

A hard fought draw.

Replay Christmas Eve no doubt?

[The_Runt]

@myboyblue

Replay Christmas Eve no doubt?

They wanted to fix it stephens day.
I take full credit for earning us the draw with some superb management

[myboyblue]

@The Runt

They wanted to fix it stephens day.
I take full credit for earning us the draw with some superb management

Did you evoke memories of club members who passed over the past 12 months?

[The_Runt]

@myboyblue

Did you evoke memories of club members who passed over the past 12 months?

No but I did use the phrase “soft city cunts” a few times

[Rocko]

@SHANNONSIDER

I am going for a few pints of porter tonight in that hames of a place The Bleeding Horse. This has become such a rare occurance lately that I said I’d mention it.

Hated that place from the first time I set foot on it. Can’t put my finger on it but it must be the people in there.

[farmerinthecity]

@Rocko

Hated that place from the first time I set foot on it. Can’t put my finger on it but it must be the people in there.

+1

It doesn’t feel right or something. Plus the Guinness is sub standard. I remember sneaking out of work to watch the second half of Holland Brazil in the last World Cup in there.

[Rocko]

It might also be a bit bright. Windows are probably a bit much for a pub.

[Thrawneen]

@farmerinthecity

+1

It doesn’t feel right or something. Plus the Guinness is sub standard. I remember sneaking out of work to watch the second half of Holland Brazil in the last World Cup in there.

Strangely enough, I was thinking the exact same thing. It should be a decent pub but there’s just something off about it. The barmen all seem like alright sorts but I never liked the clientele. Cassidy’s across the road is a far nicer spot, though I did see that arch-homosexual Paul Galvin going into it a couple of months back.

[SHANNONSIDER]

Jesus there was an open-mic night in there tonight…cracking way of clearing the place. I had a razor to my arm until I was talked down out of it.