Sorry mate. He got sick of boozing in a swimming pool after the Bayan corner was full of imposters
Is there nothing longer than six months?
5 months of them are suspended
Where did you finish up last night, mate?
In a bad way
your face is a lot thinner than I imagined
I tend to only drink the Guinness if I’m staying in the one pub
A late entry for 2017’s worst looking pint competition.
Turn your phone off and have a good night.
I’ll do untold