I only drink so I can take photos of pints


#1023

Some sort of ale I’m having in Bristol. I’ve had some godawful beers here but some decent ones and this is the best, despite the awful name. England really needs a national pint abd they need better pint glasses.


#1024

Breakfast.


#1025

Where are you drinking at 4.30am mate?


#1026

The airport. A four night business trip /piss up.


#1027

Where you off to? Can’t be too stressful of a day ahead if you’re on the booze before the early risers have even posted yet.


#1028

You’re some man for one man. I can’t think of any scenario where I could face a pint at 4.30AM, must be getting old.


#1029

Off to Northern Italy. Bergamo, possibly mantova, possibly somewhere else.
No stress other than the possibility of missing a train and having to wait half an hour for the next one.
I’ll bump into a few old pals, talk shite, eat great food, drink sparkling red wine, along with everything else, and allow myself a few cigarettes. I’ll do a serious amount of leching and perving from behind my shades.
I’ll be a very hard man to annoy.
What are you doing up yourself? Oz?


#1030

I’m away for another. Cute Hoor IPA. Very nice it is.


#1031

And here she is. There’s a lot of nahalies in the airport. In great spirits too.


#1032

Northern Italy is a wonderful spot, sensational food. Try and get the lads to chip in for a good Barolo.


#1033

Will do. One of the eejits is in the habit of asking for a couple of recommendations, and then announcing that he’ll have two bottles of each. We’ll take it in turns to pay for the meal- there’ll be some game or other to settle the wine bill


#1034

You and your mates insist upon yourselves


#1035

bring me back a bag of bigoli pasta.


#1036

In other news…


#1037

Is this what you’re looking for?


#1038

You wouldn’t get that carry on in India…


#1039

No.

Bigoli.


#1040


#1041

Have you broken into a closed pub?


#1042

Huh?