I won't be able to drink to spread covid

anon78624367 · August 31, 2019, 8:22pm

Im half tempted to tell the missus about this. She picked that colour in the kitchen and I’ve a fierce mischief in me tonight

PhattPike · August 31, 2019, 8:33pm

Looks to be flush with the fireplace on the other side. Jesus that would drive me demented.

anon67715551 · August 31, 2019, 8:37pm

He may rip up the oul’ flooring altogether. Get a decent semi-solid and a man to lay it.

Massey · August 31, 2019, 8:48pm

Any lad that can’t put down a bit of timber flooring should be ashamed of themselves

anon78624367 · August 31, 2019, 8:58pm

I can’t put down a timber floor.
I can’t drill a hole in a wall.
I can’t hang things straight.

I’m a good lad to hand things to lads that can do these things*

Im not ashamed

Mostly money

Massey · August 31, 2019, 8:59pm

I didn’t know you were a woman, I thought it was all lads on here apart from @Mairegangaire

gilgamboa · August 31, 2019, 9:03pm

Tis foolproof now. If you can do a jigsaw you can put down timber flooring

anon78624367 · August 31, 2019, 9:04pm

I can code proficiently in multiple different programming languages.

My talents are different than yours.

The fact that you find some sort of masculinity from laying a few lats of wood says a lot. Do you high five the guys with your shirts off after?

iron_mike · August 31, 2019, 9:10pm

You can fuck right off there now kiddo. That floor is pine and cost over 2k to buy and lay. Im after forking out a shit load of money today and the next layout will be for me and me alone

iron_mike · August 31, 2019, 9:11pm

With ya kid. Cant wire a plug me but am fluent in the french and german

anon67715551 · August 31, 2019, 9:18pm

We’re only tickling your tail lad. But on the evidence to date something is off kilter. I’d say you might need to reset the fireplace or burn the rug altogether.
Now that you’re on the up you’ll have to readjust to mild abuse from time to time.

Ambrose_McNulty · August 31, 2019, 9:19pm

You’re an awful narky bitch when someone challenges your masculinity.

anon78624367 · August 31, 2019, 9:21pm

How would you expect a fella to react when someone calls him a woman?

Ambrose_McNulty · August 31, 2019, 9:23pm

In your case you should agree with him.

Massey · August 31, 2019, 9:28pm

,she’s fierce tetchy tonight.

TreatyStones · August 31, 2019, 9:29pm

@Rocko could learn a lot from you.

You must have wangled a dozen or more top post awards out of your treatment.

anon78624367 · August 31, 2019, 9:29pm

The manly men are out in force tonight. Laying floors and pitching bales.

Sitting at home alone, wanking in their socks and watching up for the match.

Great living guys

Massey · August 31, 2019, 9:30pm

Don’t be getting your knickers in a twist.

Ambrose_McNulty · August 31, 2019, 9:31pm

I was pulling rocks out of the ground with the 3CX, it’s a bit late in the year for bales.

anon78624367 · August 31, 2019, 9:33pm

Maith an buachaill…

You moved rocks from one place to the other. What a guy