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Degrading and disrespectful, brilliant at making a fool of the animal and throwing them off their game. Watch exclusive footage of @KinvarasPassion nearly slapping a heifer over with one.
Where would I get jujitsu classes lads?
I am strong in the air but if the bullock gets me on the ground I could be in trouble?
Fuck your jujitsu classes mate, this is all you need to know
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âHarris to Healthâ
A new sitcom set in Ireland, to be broadcast on Channel 4, after being rejected by RTE. Stephen Harris, a bright, articulate, cocky but naive young member of parliament, is appointed Minister for Health in a new government.
Stephen is seen as smart and able and having a big future by his Taoiseach, his party, his constituents and the media but he soon finds himself in difficulties in his new post and a series of hilarious incidents ensues as he stumbles from one crisis to another.
Stephenâs battle of wills with his departmental secretary general Jim Trolley is a constant source of amusement.
A running theme throughout the series is Stephenâs flirty relationship with a bright, talented and attractive new member of parliament, Kate OâConnor, who has her eye on Stephenâs job, or at least a job as his junior minister. Kate is married, but Stephen is undeterred and harbours hopes he can win her heart. How will it all end up?
Starring:
Stuart Townsend as Stephen Harris
Sarah Greene as Kate OâConnor
Graham Norton as Enda Kelly
Brendan Gleeson as Jim Trolley
Jack Russell - The Sheep Ripper
Reality documentary following a Jack Russell dog who is the ring leader of sheep killing gang operating in West Cork.
Yourself , McCarron and some bird from Xpose to have a show called âSex Factorâ where ordinary folk try to make it as a porn star . A proces of elimination will apply with the voting public paying for the thing .
A winner methinks .
Iâm asexual.
You are being asked to judge the aesthetics of people fucking .
Not into sex mate.
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Grand kid.
âBilly and the Cloneasaurus.â
About a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques.
Also known as âTrumpâs cabinetâ.
Ulsterâs Fittest Family
Competitive fitness based show where families around Ulster compete for the title of Ulsterâs fittest family. Coaches Kieran McGeeney, Jim McGuinness, John Breen and Peter Canavan attempt to guide families across the finishing line. Challenges include the Ormeau Road Petrol Bomb Dodge, the Maze Prison Escape and Captain Nairac Grave Dig.
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Other challenges:
i) Car versus Man - can our teams reverse a Volkswagen Passat out of a crowded imaginary funeral cortege without being swamped by a crowd of 100 unpaid extras?
ii) The Milltown Cemetery Chicken run - can you escape while Stones are thrown at you?
iii) The Snipers At Work challenge - you have two minutes to survive in the square in Crossmaglen. A series of snipers armed with paintballs are strategically placed in buildings or car boots around the square. The kicker is - you donât know where they are. Can you survive the two minutes without getting hit?
iv) The Hunger - our teams race 10 laps of an athletics track - after being starved of food for two days.
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"The OC"
A drama series aimed mainly at teens but also accessible to adults seeking a guilty pleasure.
In post-troubles South Armagh, Brick Murphy is the leading figure of the local âmovementâ - liked and respected by all, a pillar of the community. Through his role as a community leader, he is introduced to a kid from the wrong side of the tracks (West Belfast) named Ryan, who has run into some trouble, and Brick and his wife Christine give Ryan refuge by taking him to live at their palatial home near Crossmaglen.
Ryan is instantly attracted to the girl next door, Marisa Coulter, and the two begin a protracted on-off romance. Marisa is going through her own troubles as rich interloper Caleb McNicholl has torn apart the marriage of her parents Julie and Jimmy. But the two instantly become soulmates.
Ryan also strikes up a friendship with Brickâs son Stefan, who is a bit of a smartarse. Stefan pursues a romance with another neighbourhood girl, Samhradh.
Ryan proves surprisingly good when he is drafted in to play for the local football team, but gets involved with a few local hoodlums, and finds it difficult to escape his past in West Belfast.
Ryan, Marisa, Stefan and Samhradh get up to all sorts of exciting mischief in the rolling countryside of South Armagh. And they love hanging out at the local coffee shop in the square in Crossmaglen, âJamieâsâ, and Paddy Shortâs Music Bar, where all sorts of hip local musical acts, such as The 4 Of Us, Ash, Therapy?, The Corrs, Two Door Cinema Club, David Holmes, Marty Mone and Big Tom play on a regular basis.
Occasionally they even venture to noted regional nightspots such as the Canal Court in Newry or The Glenavon in Cookstown. In one episode they even venture down to Mexico - Dundalk, to be precise, when Marisa puts herself in serious danger when she gets too drunk.
And the series 1 finale occurs when the gang follow their beloved Armagh football team all the way down to Dublin for an All-Ireland final against Tyrone - and all hell breaks loose on the train back. This episode features a shared plotline with the series finale of season 3 of âRed Hand Lightsâ, which is referenced in post #2 of this thread, with some of the âRed Hand Lightsâ characters making guest appearances.
The climax of the show occurs when Marisa has to decide whether to stay in Crossmaglen with Ryan or move away to pursue her dream university course at UUJ.
And tragedy strikes.
Cast:
Brendan Gleeson as Brick Murphy
Maria Doyle Kennedy as Christine Murphy
Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Ryan Blackwood
Saoirse Ronan as Marisa Coulter
Cillian Murphy as Stefan Murphy
Emma Little Pengelly as Samhradh Somers
Patrick Kielty as Jimmy Coulter
Andrea Corr as Julie Coulter
Stephen Nolan as Caleb McNicholl
Jamie Clarke as Jamie
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Did this post predate/inspire fergus?