Dogtor Barkley will have to be the main character.
The series could be set in Madrid, focussing on testing of all the infected Atleti Woof! supporters.
Thereāll be a hilarious scene where he requests a CAT scan, or should I say dog scan. WOOOOFFFF
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Hereās a story
About a dog named Brady
Whose owner defied self isolation
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A sitcom where three orphan kids get adopted by a bachelor horse in his late 20s and hilarity ensues.
I call it āHorsin Aroundā
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A theme tune something like the following
Three little orphans: one, two, three
Without a home or a family tree
Until this horse said āLive with meā
And now weāve got a new family
Weāre laughinā and learninā
And lovinā a lot
Every new day is a dream
We were lost and now weāre found
And now weāre - Horsinā Around
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Sky Sports Coronavirus Super Saturday
Now that the Premier League is suspended Sky Sports fill their Saturday afternoons by providing live rolling coverage of the Coronavirus crisis around England. Richard Keys and Andy Gray present. In-studio analysts include Paul Merson and Matt LeTissier. Chris Kamara is camped outside the Kingās College Hospital in London. Thereās been a development but is it a cure or a fatality? Letās go to him nowā¦
Branch Covidian
In the winter of 2019/20, a group of Manchester United supporters tries to stave off the end of the world, ie. Liverpool winning the league, by bringing about the literal end of the world.
Working with the Chinese government, the secretive cult, calling itself Branch Covidian, liases with the Chinese government to unleash a bioweapon virus which will destroy all of humanity (except for them) before Liverpool can reach 91 points.
The plan seems to be going perfectly, and societies all across the world begin to shut down, bringing football to a halt. The Branch Covidian retreats to a secret hideout in the town of Wacko, equipped with enough canned food and canned lager to last for 100 years, and crucially, an internet connection and anti-virus protection installed on laptop computers, which they believe will make them immune.
But things begin to go badly wrong. Massive social distancing measures begin to halt the spread of the bioweapon, and a local shop remains open and does good deals on cans of lager. One of the group cannot resist picking up a bargain and nips out to the shop to buy some. Tragically for the group, these cans are laced with the virus.
As the virus loses its effect in the wider population, the members of the Branch Covidian themselves become infected. And then the nightmare becomes reality. The Premier League restarts. The plan has failed. Liverpool win their first match after the restart and need just three more points. As Liverpool kick-off against Crystal Palace, just 90 minutes away from the title, the leader of the Branch Covidian cult, āDKā aka āDodgy Keeperā, does a quick Google for āCrystal Palaceā, and finds out the actual Crystal Palace from which the team gets it name suffered a catastrophic fire in 1936.
With the members of the cult beginning to suffer from catastrophic pneumonia and Liverpool now just 45 minutes from the title, DK makes the decision that the rapture has finally arrived, and the compound must be burned to ground with all members inside. If Liverpool win the title but they arenāt around to see it, it never happened, right?
The final scene shows a split screen. On the left is the final three minutes of the game at Anfield with Liverpool 4-0 up and cruising to the three points they need to win the league. On the right is the furiously burning shell of the Branch Covidian compound.
Starring:
John Connors as DK
Peter Kay as Tony
Brendan Gleeson as Mick
James Nesbitt as Sammy
Charles Lawson as Jim
Tom Vaughan Lawlor as Artie
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High Fidelity 2
Dark comedy on a heart broken Italian forklift driver working in an Irish border warehouse revisiting all the past relationships he has ruined. Starring Bobby Cannavale.
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Goes without saying thereāll be no riding in it
āNorth Korea Decidesā on NKVD TV
Hosted by @glenshane and @estebandaface.
Itās election time again in the worldās greatest democracy, North Korea. Will the glorious leader Kim Jong Un retain power in the Democratic Peopleās Republic or will this election see a changing of the guard as people power ushers in a new government???!
The ballot box will decide all in this absolutely FREE AND FAIR election - the freest and fairest in the world according to the respected international pro-democracy institution Free Thinkersā¢.
Our excusive exit poll will give you the viewer the first indications of what the peopleā¢ have decided.
Our expert hosts, @glenshane and @estebandaface will give all the angles to the viewer - weāll have a three hour long interview with President Kim himself, weāll be there at Kimās election night party, at home with Kimās family. Weāll have exclusive interviews with dogs on the street, before Kim eats them for dinner. Our famous Swingometer will measure the numbers as the oppositionā¢ are ceremonially hanged. And weāll speak to the main opposition candidateā¢, Park Jun US Puppet, at his gulag headquarters, immediately before his execution.
We love democracy. We know you will too. The best goddamn democracy in the world!
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āFir na mBĆ³tharā
Val Andrews, Luke Dempsey, Liam Kearns and Seamus āBantyā McEneaney drive, review and rate or slate the latest electric, plug in hybrid and hydrogen cars; these vehicles will be put through the wringer to see if they can meet the demands of the modern Gaelic football manager, along with overall discussions relating to life on the road and what the GAA can do to reduce itās carbon footprint.
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McEnaney?
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Should be called
āGetting Mileageā
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Or āThe Mileage High Clubā
āThe English Jobā
An Italian comedy film about a mafia gang which uses the Euro 2021 final between England and Italy as cover for a robbery of the Bank Of England.
London comes to a standstill as EDL supporting cocaine-addled thugs swarm London for the final. Police resources in London are stretched to the limit.
Mafia godfather Carlo Cavalieri has masterminded a plan to rob the entire gold reserves of the Bank of England just as the final kicks off. The gang poses as fanatical Italian supporters. Security is taken by complete surprise as a series of Fiat 500s drives straight into the Bank Of England and steals the gold just as Luke Shaw is scoring after one minute of the final. The gang has worked out a genius plan to drive the gold-laden Fiats straight into the London Underground and onto trains.
The Italians have taken over the London Underground control system and hijack a series of London Underground trains before they transfer the Fiats and the gold to a bus. A ferry at Dover has also been hijacked for the bus to link up with.
The rump of British bobbies chasing the gang are portrayed as disorganised, shambolic simpletons and the Italian audience is invited to have a bloody good laugh at them in a casually racist manner. Numerous police cars made by Rover and Vauxhall break down. In the end the remining British bobbies giving chase get stuck in a Brexit traffic jam near Dover and the Italians get away. The now empty Fiats are disposed of by throwing them out of the bus over Beachy Head.
Interspersed with the chase are hilarious scenes from an Italian prison, filmed in Kilmainham Jail. Elderly Italian mafia don Lucky Luciano Havatotti has got word that the plan has worked. He walks down the steps of the prison with inmates chanting āItalia, Italia, Italiaā, and he salutes them in an endearingly statesmanlike manner.
The film ends with the Italians getting away and watching the penalty shoot out on their phones, which Italy win. A hilarious comedy song āQuesta ĆØ la societĆ dellāautoconservazioneā is played as all this happens.
The gang members are celebrating on the bus but the driver gets overconfident and misjudges a turn and the film ends with the bus teetering on the edge of the White Cliffs of Dover.
Starring:
Francesco Totti as Carlo Cavalieri
Giovanni Trapattoni as Luciano Havatotti
Peter Kay as the Chief Constable of the Metropolitan Police
Mario Balotelli as the bus driver
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