A new sitcom mini-series based on the populist Kealy-Fay family political dynasty who spend their time scouring the death notices and attending all manner of death and funeral related events in order to win votes come election time.
Watch as they get up to all manner of crazy (and profitable) antics as they place themselves at the centre of life and death in a county.
Episode 1: âSorry For Your Troubleâ
Episode 2: âWake Upâ
Episode 3: â'It Comes To Us Allâ
Episode 4: âI Knew Him Wellâ
Episode 5: âDid He Leave A Will?â
Starring:
Davy Fitzgerald as Mickey Kealy-Fay
Conor McGregor as Hammy Kealy-Fay
Niamh De Brun-Reid as the secretary
Sean Quinnâs wife as Nuala Kealy-Fay
A reality television show where a panel of experts runs the rule over a host of people and entities and offensive slogans to decide who or which would be the best to put on top of the Moygashel bonfire.
In the end they choose all the possible candidates.
Presented by Jim McDonald formerly of Coronation Street
Panel members:
Jamie Bryson
âCitizen journalistâ Philip Dwyer
Ian OâDoherty
Tommy Robinson
One of the surviving Shankill Butchers
The Israeli ambassador
A programme which blends shopping trips to the worldâs most expensive department stores to buy the worldâs most expensive handbags with fire and brimstone Christian fundamentalist preaching on the evils of masturbation and fornication (apart from when itâs rape, where the woman is always to blame).
In episode 1 our presenter buys three Chanel handbags at Harrodâs with barely enough change out of ÂŁ100k for a coffee afterwards, before heading across the road to Speakerâs Corner to conduct a ceremonial funeral for a soiled wad of Andrex toilet tissue.
A new heavyweight drama series on HBO set in New Jersey.
Johnny Infantino is the leader of a Mafia crime âfamilyâ called Mafifa. His business is the extortion of the game of association football worldwide. And drugs, and cryptocurrency fraud, and prostitution and human trafficking.
He collaborates with every despotic regime under the sun in order to become the biggest underworld figure on earth.
But he is never happier than when he is at home with his buddies in New Jersey.
The intro of the show sees Johnny Infantino driving an SUV while smoking a cigar. He has a gruff look on his face. He emerges from the Lincoln Tunnel and we see the New York skyline off to the side including a close up of the two towers of the World Trade Centre, with a plane crashing into one of them. Then we see Johnny taking a ticket at the toll booth for the New Jersey Turnpike and driving through the industrial wasteland of New Jersey before he reaches his destination, MetLife Stadium, the venue for the 2026 World Cup final. The theme music is âWoke Up This Morningâ by Alabama 3.
Johnnyâs catchphrase is âIâm a legitimate businessmanâ
The climax of series sees Johnny attending the World Cup final in New Jersey between Brazil and Italy, where he attempts to close a deal with another major mafia figure Don Trumpo. But trouble is afoot. Will he survive?
Cast:
Gianni Infantino as Johnny Infantino
Donald Trump as Don Trumpo
Donald Trump Junior as Christopher Monkeyspanky
Marjorie Taylor Green as Carmela Infantino
Carlo Ancelotti as Carlo Ancelotti and Phil Leonardo
Luciano Spalletti as âLucky Lucianoâ Spaghetti
Erin McGregor as Adriana LaCervix
Brendan OâCarroll as Junior Infantino
Sepp Blatter as Big Pussy
Melania Trump as Irina the Stripper
John Delaney as âIrish Johnnyâ
Andrew Tate as The Pimp
Conor McGregor as The Hoover
Nancy Pelosi as Livia Infantino
Rachel Moiselle as Meadow Infantino
Two prisoners share a cell. One is a disgraced former hurling star who lied that he had cancer to con numerous unsuspecting citizens out of hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions of euro.
The other is a religious zealot who has camped outside the school he has been banned from teaching at, racking up fines of hundreds of thousands of euro.
The sitcom consists of long chats between the two as they sit overlooking the Royal Canal.
In Episode 1 the conman teaches the zealot how to play hurling.
In Episode 2 the zealot teaches the conman how to become a more effective conman when he gets of prison.
In Episode 3 the two discuss their families.
In Episode 4 the conman looks out through the prison bars at the big stadium nearby and reminisces.
In Episode 5 the two discuss whether God exists.
In Episode 6 both men are released.
In Series 2 we follow the respective prisonersâ PATHS TO FREEDOM.
Starring:
PJ Gallagher as PJ Carey
Paul Kinnerk as Elon Berg
Pat Ryan as The Guard
A Larry Sanders Show-style satire of FIFA President Gianni âJohnnyâ Infantino.
In the show, Infantino has devised and produced a new self-glorifying sitcom for the American market called âEverybody Loves Johnnyâ. âEverybody Loves Johnnyâ culminates in Donald Trump presenting the second FIFA Peace Prize to Johnny Infantino.
âEverybody Loves Johnnyâ is savaged by world media. âThe worst television programme ever madeâ, says the New York Times. âWorse than Heil Honey Iâm Homeâ, says The Guardian. âWorse than Leave It To Mrs. OâBrienâ, says the Irish Times.
Everybody Hates Johnny follows Infantino during the making and broadcasting of his sitcom and his enraged reaction to the negative critical reception and his enlisting of powerful geopolitical allies to punish the media organisations which criticised it.
Cast:
Stephen Donnelly as Gianni âJohnnyâ Infantino
Ian OâDoherty as Donald Trump
Mohammed Salah as Mohammed Bin Salman
An AI ape as Conor McGregor
Gavin Henson as Andrew Tate
Christian Karembeu as Christian Karembeu
Rio Ferdinand as Rio Ferdinand
Iker Casillas as Iker Casillas @Barname as Twitter user @ILOVEJOHNNY1488
âSo goodâ - Newsmax
âBrilliantâ - Graham Linehan
âLEGEND - He has those woke cunts frothing at the mouthâ - a poster on an obscure Irish internet forum