I'm a whiney bitch who can't drink for shit these days

Christ what are the 6th and 7th kids going to do you…

Did you go for the castration yet RTT?

I thought about it 2RE but then I thought “no…I can’t deprive the world of this.”

Where did you get this kebab? The new place?

Yeah the new place it was nice. We had a bit of banter with the staff in there too and they asked us to leave.

First heavy session in a few months last night. Suffering all day long but just cleared the cobwebs with a 5k run. Might keep the rats at bay for the evening.

That would clear away the cobwebs alright. Where did you run, Mac? Down the fields?

Why bother with a 5k run? Two Tangle Twisters does the job just the same.

The leafy suburbs of South Dublin Dunph.

I’m sure it would, but I’m tackling my severe obesity problem head on and Tangle Twisters are of no help to me.

Welcome to the club, Mac…

You two are an inspiration. Dunph you could really do with shifting a few stone, for your own health’s sake.

Stuck it for the whole of lent. Had a feed of wine and beer last night. Might have lost the taste for it. Bit paranoid as well. Will be giving it up again

Wekk 8, ah lovely, looking forward to training in the next half an hour. I will be having a few pints at the end of the week though.

I went the whole bank holiday weekend without a drop. The body and bank account are in a fine healthy state after it.

an awful dose of the fear here after ten days on the beer. i can confirm that carrick is a perfectly acceptable spot for a stag.

10 FUCKING DAYS!!!

You’re not 19 and in Ibiza at all Fist, jesus thats mental.

I would be dead anyway, that much i know.

well i had eleven days off from work and it was more a case of two long weekends of it and a few local pints the four nights between.

Oh holy fuck!

Woke up next to a bag of curry chips.

I’ve woken up next to worse.

The knob must be burnt off you though.

After a quick inspection, all is as it should be. The chips are gone in the bin though. Such a waste in these recessionary times. I woke up in the spare room too. I’ve got some explaining to do.