Would you consider a Laois one?
id say @Bandage has sex maybe once a month - Saturday evening , standard mechanical missionary system , when done they iie there then on their phones with no talking before going to sleep
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Ah here, it’s the festive season. Happy Christmas to little Bando. It’s a super time for new parents and the bàbog themselves. Back in my day they were satisfied with cross-bows and pellet guns and an occasional doll or girly shite. I don’t know how ye do it.
I remember getting a few toys in a wheelbarrow when I was a kid. I revved the barrow like fuck on Christmas day until the oul’ lad grabbed it Stephen’s Day to clean out dung from sheds.
It was for himself really.
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Lucky fucker
Agreed.
is it habitual or would he instigate the proceedings i wonder?
This thread has taken a little turn in an unusual direction.
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Do any of ye fellas buy your woman knickers and that at Christmas? I havent ever, she looks after hersrlf that way but wouldnt it be a lovely suprise out of nowhere. This just occurred to me there as I was reading @bandage trip into town.
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It’s probably in the diary.
Iv no doubt hed be all over her at every opportunity.
Once a month? He’s in his mid to late 30s, he’s not some horned up teenager.
For a settled couple it’s more like a quick roll when away on holidays somewhere to pass yourselves and possibly after a few drinks at a wedding if you both get a bit carried away.
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When they want the Baby Batter they turn it on alright.
Age, marital status etc doesn’t matter a jot then.
that is not living, I can’t understand people who get married
If I bought the missus New knickers I’d see no Home Cooked meal for months.
What’s wrong with the pair she has?
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I did. I arrived shortly before the night of big snow and your exchange. I thought I’d landed amongst a crowd of lunatics.
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You weren’t wrong
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Amen to that. The occasional hour of sanity is a small blessing once every 3/4 months.
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Bandages mention of his big balls and thighs has a few of the odd lads on here wondering about the frequency of his sexual encounters.