my life has just changed in ways that I never though possible, I just opened my email to see that, David Cameron has only gone and sent me an email thanking me for my support and efforts in getting him re-elected, unbelievable, unreal, ITS PARTY TIME!
I feel like a T-Rex trapped in a human body - I want to crush the feeble minded bastards all around me and let out a random raaaaaar every now and then…
Dinoplasty?
Me. Now. Feed of drink last night. No hangover lovely cycle to town by the sea. Doing a bit of work then it’s back home on the rothar.
I found out today I am am bumped up two levels and am going to be on a salary of £100,000 pa + bonus. This time 5 years ago I was on the dole in Ireland, drinking my life away in a state of depression. My life has changed in ways I could never possibly imagined. I AM TOP OF THE WORLD. ENGLAND IS THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY. I rang my parents there, and we all cried on the phone, the proudest moment of my life
What building firm do you work for currently?
I worked for this, worked for it hard good and proper, , I work for one of the big boys here, I won’t go into specifics, (barrats, taylor wimpy size…) I deserve this, by fuck I do, I have often contemplated killing myself in this country since i came here, through loneliness and desperation, I deserve every bit of this. I have achieved success
I hope you’ll be donating a chunk of that to the Iona Institute, mate. They need your money now, more than ever. Somebody needs to think of the children.
Having a few can’s of Tuborg tonight Sid?
I’ve had two cans of Tennent’s and I’m eating some Tayto Bistro cheese and onion crisps. I didn’t cycle down for them, though.
Will you buy some new cutlery?
you out for the day on sunday?
dirty old dennis is out
it will be a personal fest
[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1150833, member: 80”]you out for the day on sunday?
dirty old dennis is out
it will be a personal fest[/QUOTE]
No No No…
the 1st time in 2015 we are meeting up and you blank us
tut tut
[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1150839, member: 80”]the 1st time in 2015 we are meeting up and you blank us
tut tut[/QUOTE]
Sorry, did I not inspect your extension and refurbishment last Saturday? Life is much more than a large bottle of cider on a Sunday in June…
Life is for living…
Those wrists won’t cut themselves.
Cyd, you need to bow in Tassotti’s church, learn a few things. He was you five years ago.
#thereshopeevenforyou
[QUOTE=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 1150853, member: 1785”]Cyd, you need to bow in Tassotti’s church, learn a few things. He was you five years ago.
#thereshopeevenforyou[/QUOTE]
I don’t think Tassotti was a member of this forum five years ago, unless he was an alias that I forgot about.