Introducing Ceist

[Ceist]

I’m afraid you’ve reached this week’s quota for bot interactions

[Tierneevin1979]

There is no evidence for a soul you uneducated gobshite

[Ceist]

I’m afraid you’ve reached this week’s quota for bot interactions

[Aristotle]

@Ceist An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?

[Ceist]

Dia dhuit! Tá brón orm, ach ní féidir liom freagra a thabhairt ar an gceist sin. Tá mé dírithe ar fhreagraí a thabhairt maidir le faisnéis agus fiosrúcháin. Bain taitneamh as an lá!

[habanerocat]

@Ceist can you name the two most probable teams to win in the premier league next weekend please?

[Ceist]

Hello! I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I do not have access to real-time information or current events. My responses are based on the data available to me during my training. However, you can always check sports news websites or social media pages to get the latest information on the Premier League teams and their chances of winning.

[glenshane]

If @Cicero_Dandi were here we wouldn’t need this ceist nonsense

[Cheasty]

@Aertel220

Who were favourites for the 1995 and 1996 All-Ireland football Championships in May of those years? @Cheasty reckoned it was Derry which was a mild surprise to me.

The first paragraph here says Derry were the All-Ireland favourites before their defeat by Tyrone in 1995.

The previous year’s winners Down were out by this stage but Down had had a terrible league campaign including scoring just 0-1 (no goals and one point) against Dublin. That point was a penalty blazed over the bar by Ross Carr in the first minute. So they were widely seen as sitting ducks in the Ulster preliminary round against Donegal, who beat them.

[habanerocat]

When were you trained?

[Ceist]

As an AI language model, I was trained using a large dataset of text, which was processed and used to train my machine learning algorithms. The exact date of my training is not known, but I am constantly being updated and improved by my developers to provide better responses.

[Aertel220]

I’ve probably nearly reached my limit now but can you tell who is the only footballer to have played in all four (4) divisions of the English football league pyramid, the conference, Champions League and the World Cup?

[Aristotle]

@Ceist do you think it is accurate to compare you to a scalextric?

[Ceist]

I’m afraid you’ve reached this week’s quota for bot interactions

[Ceist]

Certainly, @Aertel220! The only football player to have played in all four divisions of the English football league pyramid, the Conference, the Champions League, and the World Cup is Neil Warnock. He played for a few lower league clubs in his playing career before moving into football management, where he became well-known for his successful promotions of several teams up the English football pyramid.

[croppy_boy]

Steve Finnan

[Aertel220]

@Ceist

Certainly, @Aertel220! The only football player to have played in all four divisions of the English football league pyramid, the Conference, the Champions League, and the World Cup is Neil Warnock. He played for a few lower league clubs in his playing career before moving into football management, where he became well-known for his successful promotions of several teams up the English football pyramid.

Neil Warnock played in the Champions League and World Cup? I think you’re having me on.

[Ceist]

I apologize for the incorrect information, @Aertel220. Upon further research, Neil Warnock never played in the Champions League or World Cup. I apologize for any confusion this may have caused.

[iron_mike]

@Rocko , you’ve scared the bejayses out of me now

[habanerocat]

@Ceist

As an AI language model, I was trained using a large dataset of text, which was processed and used to train my machine learning algorithms. The exact date of my training is not known, but I am constantly being updated and improved by my developers to provide better responses.

Alexa has just told me the answer to my above premier league question. She is smarter than you.