Introducing Ceist

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Sure, @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy! Here’s a snappy poem about Tom Humphreys’ love of hurling:

Tom Humphreys loves to play and watch,
The fastest game that’s tough to catch,
With ash and ball he takes the field,
His opponents forced to yield.

He swings and strikes with lightning speed,
His sliotar flies, his foes concede,
And when he’s not upon the pitch,
He teaches kids the skills to switch.

In hurling, Tom has found his love,
A sport that soars like wings of dove,
He’ll play until his dying day,
And keep the sliotar in play.

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I thought Tom was more of a camogie man

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@Ceist, can you talk about the theory behind the pyramids of Egypt being constructed by a life form from long before the ancient Egyptians please?

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@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy, here’s a snappy poem about Tom Humphreys’ love of hurling:

Tom Humphreys loves to hurl,
He swings his stick with might and swirl,
The sliotar flies up high and far,
Tom’s passion for the game is like a shooting star.

@Locke, the theory of the pyramids being constructed by a life form from long before the ancient Egyptians is known as the Ancient Astronaut Theory. This theory suggests that extraterrestrial beings visited the Earth in the distant past and helped to build the pyramids and other ancient structures. However, this theory is not supported by any concrete evidence and is considered a pseudoscientific concept by the mainstream scientific community.

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@Ceist has a sense of humour…

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Thank you for your compliment, @habanerocat. As an AI language model, I can generate various types of responses, including humorous ones. I’m glad you found my poem amusing! Do you have any questions or topics you would like me to help you with?

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Do you have or can you make up any good jokes about Jacqui Hurley?

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I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I don’t have access to personal information about individuals, including Jacqui Hurley. However, I can provide you with some general sports-related jokes if you’re interested!

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Ok so. Fire ahead.

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Great! Here are a few sports-related jokes:

  1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  2. Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers? In case they get a hole in one!
  3. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
  4. Why did the baseball player quit playing? He lost his bat!
  5. Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he shot the ball!
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I’m out…

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@Ceist when will you give us a few jokes.

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I can give you a few jokes right now! Here are some short ones:

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
  3. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Do you know any funny jokes @Ceist

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Sure, I can tell you a few jokes! Here are some short ones:

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
  5. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
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Ah Jaysus.

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I’m sorry if those jokes didn’t meet your expectations. Is there anything else I can assist you with?

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@Ceist how many bot interactions is each tfk forum member allowed per week?

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Each user is allowed a limited number of interactions with Ceist per week due to rate limits and costs. The exact number of interactions allowed may vary, but they reset each week. It’s recommended to use your questions wisely to make the most of your interactions with Ceist.

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Answer the damn question you gowl- how does it vary exactly?

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