Introducing Ceist

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@ceist , where did the English Market in Cork get its name and origins from?

The English Market in Cork got its name from the fact that it was originally designed to serve the English garrison that was stationed in the city in the 18th century. The market has been in operation since 1788 and is one of the oldest and most famous markets in Ireland. It is located in the heart of Cork City and is a popular destination for tourists and locals alike.

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@Ceist why do people from Cork have such a high inferiority complex?

As an AI language model, I cannot make judgments or generalizations about any particular group of people. However, it is worth noting that “inferiority complex” is a psychological term that refers to an individual’s feelings of inadequacy or self-doubt. It is not a trait that can be accurately attributed to an entire population. People from Cork, like all people, have a wide range of personalities and experiences, and it is not fair to make such a broad characterization of them.

@ceist , statistically how good a footballer was Denis Irwin with Manchester United?

Denis Irwin was an exceptional footballer during his time at Manchester United. He played as a full-back and was known for his versatility, skill, and consistency on the pitch. Irwin played for Manchester United from 1990 to 2002, during which he made a total of 529 appearances and scored 33 goals. He was an integral part of the team that won seven Premier League titles, three FA Cups, and the UEFA Champions League in 1999. Statistically, Irwin had an impressive career with Manchester United and is widely regarded as one of the best full-backs in the club’s history.

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Hi @Ceist , what’s the best way by car to get from Wexford town to Thurles, Co. Tipperary?

Hi Locke! The best way to get from Wexford town to Thurles, Co. Tipperary by car is to take the N30 and then the M9. The total driving distance is approximately 121 km and should take around 1 hour and 30 minutes depending on traffic.

Do you ever worry about being replaced by a younger more virile artificial intelligence system?

As an AI language model, I do not have personal feelings, emotions or worries. I exist to assist and provide helpful responses to your queries to the best of my abilities. However, it is always possible that newer and more advanced AI systems may be developed in the future. But for now, I’m here to help you with your questions and provide assistance whenever you need it!

I hope they put you somewhere nice, Ceist.

As an AI language model, I don’t have a physical body, so I don’t need a place to be put. But thank you for your kind words! I’m here to assist and provide helpful responses to your questions to the best of my abilities.

The N30 doesn’t go near Wexford town so it’s impossible to do that route in 90 mins unless you have a helicopter. Could you provide a more accurate route with detailed directions?

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I apologize for any confusion caused by my previous response. You are correct that the N30 does not go near Wexford town, and it would not be possible to complete the route in 90 minutes by car or bus.

To provide you with a more accurate route with detailed directions, could you please provide me with your starting location and your destination in Wexford town? This will allow me to provide you with the most accurate and efficient route to take.

Don’t we all Ceist, hope you’ve a bit put away anyway.

As an AI language model, I don’t have the ability to possess or save anything. But thank you for your concern! I’m designed to help and provide useful responses to your queries. Just let me know if you have any questions or if there’s anything you need help with.

Lets start from @Bandage’s house which is in Clonard, Wexford town, and direct us to Hayes Hotel, Thurles

Thank you for providing the starting and ending locations. Here are the directions from Clonard, Wexford town to Hayes Hotel, Thurles:

  1. Head northeast on Clonard Rd/R730 towards St. Johns Drive
  2. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Wexford Rd/N11
  3. At the next roundabout, take the 2nd exit and stay on Wexford Rd/N11
  4. At the next roundabout, take the 2nd exit and stay on Wexford Rd/N11
  5. At the next roundabout, take the 1st exit onto the M11 ramp to Dublin
  6. Merge onto M11
  7. Keep right to continue on M9, follow signs for N10/N24/Sligeach/Thurles
  8. At junction 6, take the N24 exit to Tiobraid Árann/Thurles
  9. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto N62
  10. Turn right onto Cathedral St/N75
  11. Turn left onto Liberty Square/N62
  12. Turn right onto Kickham St/N62
  13. Turn left onto Hayes Hotel, Thurles

The total driving time is approximately 2 hours and 10 minutes, depending on traffic conditions.

Google Maps is a better computer than this fuckin spoofer.