Investment Opportunities (get poor quickly schemes)

And say the share price hits 20 cent in 2 years time, how much would you make?

How do you go about buying shares in Glanbia or kerry.

Can you walk in and buy shares over the counter at any bank???

I would doubt it?

Yes, they’ll print them off for you there and then

You can, or could a few years ago anyways. It’s very expensive though

You used to be able to. I think they use them for bog roll now though

I don’t know if this is the right thread for this but it is a financial affairs question.Is there any bank that specialises in friendly service because the staff in any AIB branch i’ve been too have no sense of manners or etiquette.

Are Davy Stockbrokers the best online??

The whizzkids on here would know best but you would surely be best going it alone on sharewatch.com or one of those online rather than paying for the expert advice Davy’s would be giving you

I’ve received a windfall of about €3500. A week’s wages for the likes of Bandage, I know, but it seems a lot to me.

Can someone please tell me how to get another zero or two added on to it so I can quit my fucking job.

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 887362, member: 129”]I’ve received a windfall of about €3500. A week’s wages for the likes of Bandage, I know, but it seems a lot to me.

Can someone please tell me how to get another zero or two added on to it so I can quit my fucking job.[/quote]

Just wait for Mac to put up his tips for Cheltenham.

Then lay them all.

I heard goats milk is the next big thing in baby foods

No they direct you over to a fucking machine and you have to figure it out from there. It’s shit for the old folks, like farmers ma who just came into town to buy a few ould shares.

a fathers only hotel where they can go to sleep from 9 to 5 with out anyone busting their head for a competitive price…you could tell the missus you are off to work and just bed down for the day…entrance through an underground carpark so nobody can see you entering…members only…tinted windows on hotel…it would be a fuckin goldmine…when is the next season of dragons den starting up ??

Why wouldnt you just go to a regular hotel

A guarded bike shed.

I think its important all customers are on the same wavelength in the establishment for this to truly work…no women or kids in the vicinity would be essential…

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 887362, member: 129”]I’ve received a windfall of about €3500. A week’s wages for the likes of Bandage, I know, but it seems a lot to me.

Can someone please tell me how to get another zero or two added on to it so I can quit my fucking job.[/quote]

Yoke @Thrawneen yokes

The bike park and drugs are definitely on the table alright.

The hotel one is a bit far fetched but I was thinking of a pay by the hour “love hotel” like they have in Japan.