I suppose so. I don’t think I’d go to the extent of making up stories to get them out, I mean I’d probably fix her a cup of tay if she asked but I just wouldn’t be offering. Food wouldn’t be part of the equation at all though.
It’s probably worth putting in the effort if you like the bird and would like a long-term buzz, although the last time I layed on a full Sunday morning breakfast complete with newspapers was last March, and it only lasted another week.
She probably had him sussed as soon as she saw the man bag. You see, when a bird sniffs a metrosexual she’ll be convinced he’s well house trained himself so that’s probably why she doesn’t make the effort to show off any domestic skills of her own.
Throw her a bit more sausage and you might get some rasher and even a bit a tae the next morning.
:rolleyes:
Either that or an iPod full of songs by romantic French artists. He probably had a beret in the manbag with the scarf and gloves.
“Is that a fuckin baguette in your trousers love?” :rolleyes:
lads ye would just love one of my mates new fellas… two or three times after nights of beer he has got up the next morning while the rest of us past out around the gaff… checked the fridge to see what wsa in it go to shop if necessary and make a big ass fry for the lot of us…
Sounds like gobdaw :rolleyes:
That’s fine but he obviously just isn’t using your mate for a bit of excercise clg…
…she must be from a well-to-do family.
[quote=“Sledgehammer”]That’s fine but he obviously just isn’t using your mate for a bit of excercise clg…
…she must be from a well-to-do family.[/QUOTE]
Road frontage, its all about the road frontage
He probably carries a rucksack bursting full with mixed tapes to cover every nationality.*
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes::
[quote=“Sledgehammer”]
…she must be from a well-to-do family.[/QUOTE]
With a few acres coming to her as well.
[quote=“Bandage”]He probably carries a man bag bursting full with mixed tapes to cover every nationality.*
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes::[/QUOTE]
Fixed that :rolleyes:
This lad comes across as an utter flamer.
I’m comfortable with my masculinity. Water off a duck’s back this.
Thinley veiled ‘please stop. I can’t take anymore’
To be honest Thrawneen when I read your first post of thought of Carter’s riding the bird in the safe story.
That not good.
:rolleyes:
[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Thinley veiled ‘please stop. I can’t take anymore’
To be honest Thrawneen when I read your first post of thought of Carter’s riding the bird in the safe story.
That not good.
:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
I’d be interested to hear Carter’s thoughts on all this actually. What was the story with the bird in the safe?
:rolleyes::rolleyes:
And a large dowry.
And great in the sack