Jack Ross' Mackems Thread

Fat Gary Pooper about to come on.

Scocco for Johnson.

Imperative game at home to Big Sam’s West Ham United. We have stuck with the 3-5-2 shape that took the field against Liverpool.

Ki comes back in as does Borini with Giaccherini and Altidore making way. Alonso returns from a ban to replace Dossena, Johnson continues on the bench as he has reveted back to his shit self in the last month. We must get 3 points here tonight.

Big Andy Carroll loses that fuckwit O’Shea and hammers The Hammers in front.

Glorious chance for Cattermole who made a mess of it.

Big Andy Carroll is mugging off John O’Shea here.

Big andy is a right handful

Samuele Allardici has his charges very well set up and defensively compact tonight - it could be a long night.

O’Shea is some bombscare of a defender, panics whenever a decision needs to be made and defends so meekly against anyone with a physical presence.

Tenacious midfield play from Catz there nearly sets up an opportunity.

That Bridcutt lad is fucking useless, a guy who is scared of his own shit to do anything creative and he’s also a slow midget.

Oh no.

Looks like Sindey won’t have to resign from the forum after all.

Cattermole off for Johnson.

O’Shea subbed to round applause.

Nice finish. Cmaaaannnn

Bridcutt reminds me of Neil Lennon, a slow shit midfielder who is afraid of passing the ball forward.

Johnson has got us one back.

Great chance for Borini there after a lovely pass from Wickham.

Bridcutt is infuriating, he doesn’t have the confidence in his passing to make passes more than 10 yards or to try and thread it through a player.

Borini has been very wasteful tonight, he has got in a number of promising positions on the left but hasn’t done enough.

[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 924546, member: 2533”]Oh no.

Looks like Sindey won’t have to resign from the forum after all.[/QUOTE]
I very much want to, but this is not good from the lads.