Jack Ross' Mackems Thread

I’d love to take a sawn-off shotgun to Eto’o’s knees.

Cattermole… another useless cunt.

What the fuck was Cattermole at there?

Cattermole escapes a black card there.

How many times does Cattermole get dispossessed or give it away in his own half?

Bring on little Giacc for Johnson please.

Will Chelsea switch to 4-4-2 now that Ba is on for Oscar?

In fairness, Sunderland are some collection of useless cunts. While I hope they take points here, they really have no business playing in the EPL.

A rather sheepish attempt at goal from Ba there.

Come on Giac, come on JA Rule.

Hon ta fuck Altidore.

Chelsea were fleeced when they bought him. Shear madness.

Is Cech injured?

The wooly bully just took out Mannone there, he really is the black sheep of the Chelsea family.

Ba should go for that surely? A carbon copy of what that Ulster rugby player did.

Virus/Bug rather than injury.

The whole Sunderland midfield has complete inability to retain possession. I’ve never seen a team so easily dispossesed.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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JOZZZZYYY… you Haitian American beauty…!!1