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When the EPL streams crashed the IPTV
I would like to see myself here, hopefully having progressed in my role to be a managing a team (or whatever bollox is above current bollox)
Interviews are all so pointless really
Or alternatively.
In 5 years I will be your manager, so be careful what you say to me today. I am taking notes
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Be prepared for the have you any weaknesses?
Make sure to use this old chestnut:
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my biggest weakness would be my honesty
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I wouldn’t think honesty is a weakness?
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I don’t give a fuck what you think
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We’re down to one 
We have slowed down recruitment activity for the remainder of the year. I would hope to be back in touch in the new year with great opportunities across the business.
Lucky escape. They either won’t see the New Year or their recruitment process is very long and convoluted.
Gloating about the eight in a row.
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It would have been very long alright.
Just make sure you shout the bullshit you are spouting.
Smart attire for a teams interview?
I might go for the Air Max instead of the brown roaster shoes.
Chinos and shirt - yes.
GAA shorts and a hoodie - no.
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Open neck shirt and you’re grand
Shirt and tie even if they say to wear what you feel comfortable in (which is new mindfulness guff from the corporate world).
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I failed a group when I didn’t stop @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy talking to the guy reading the Daily Record in 1995.
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Not emigrating. I knew then we were fucked.
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Still with the same bunch of cunts each blaming each other for introducing the horse loving cunt to the group.
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Probably my favourite Family Guy moment.
A blue shirt. You probably have a couple.
Say a prayer for me 
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I think it went ok but hard to know really 
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