KIB Man

An alright sort of a fella, like most west [wiki]clare[/wiki] natives. He yearned for the bright lights of the city and emigrated from Mullagh to London where he describes working in the City as comparable to that of a Kitchenporter in a curry house.

KIB Man is a curious enigma, a staunch [wiki]Aston Villa[/wiki] fan, he abhors the concept of the British Lions and has articulated his case impressively on TFK.

He is critical of misguided Irish people supporting foreign teams like [wiki] Glasgow Celtic[/wiki] in a warped sense of nationalism, yet regularly writes missives on his beloved Villains.

Is not to be trusted or minded when talking about anything other than Villa, as his diatribes in the [wiki]rugby[/wiki] threads have shown. Actually, he talks rubbish regularly about Birmingham Aston Villa too and misguidely regards them as a genuine football force.

KIB Man is a big headed cunt.

Has received many an internet beating, recently from Mac, (the most significant poster in the history of the Internet). Can often be seen late at night reading history on his forefathers, the Spanish Armada.

May possibly be [wiki]an alright sort[/wiki], when not [wiki]seething[/wiki].

Is sad enough to edit his own wiki entry along with other TFK regulars.

Has the highest paragraphs:posts ratio on TFK and possibly the internet. Managed to win [wiki]IOTM[/wiki] within weeks of joining the site.

Is well liked by all and tends to sit on the fence for most issues.

After a difference of opinion as to what is acceptable or not, KIB decided to leave the forum, he was last active at 3.51 p.m on Thursday the 7th of May 2009 and has not been accounted for since.

His last post was as follows:

[quote=“KIB man”]This thread is a disgrace. God help the poor families involved and the smart arse comments from faceless cowards like Flano and BS hopefully wont come back to bite them in their shrivelled bollocks some day. Not to mention the cunt who set it up in the first place.

Your right Thrawneen, this isnt acceptable and neither was the ‘joke’ on Uaneen Fitzsimons. Whats next a poll on who our favourite Irish suicide was? Maybe Rock and Bandage are sieving through coroner reports as we speak looking for names and locations but hey its just for laughs right :D.

Watching programmes on the disappeared is frightening in the extreme, could happen to any one of us and maybe has already affected to someone close to a member of the forum. Lets hope this is the end of an unimaginable trauma for the Cairns family.

Lots of people on here left AFR because of the cuntish antics of the moderator and how ridiculously conservative the place went. TFK with threads like this and comments like Rock’s has gone the other way, far beyond what is acceptable and humourous to decent minded people. For someone to say on an internet forum -
Fiona Sinnott, don’t know her but her name suggests she’s shagable?? - is not funny in the slightest.

Good luck to all. Close my account.[/quote]

The Runt marked his departure with the following verse:

They seek him here, They seek him there,
The Irish Exile from county Clare,
Off he went with a huff and a puff,
Idiot of the Month, he took it rough.
This is why you left, isn’t it really?
So come on tell us, whats the big Deely?

I can’t believe we’ll hear no more,
Of chances wasted by Agbonlahor
Reading that thread like a punishment for sin
Why use one paragraph when you can use ten?
Oh KIB Man how much we’ll miss you,
Like a chance fallen to John Carew

He will be sadly missed by some, while others won’t care because it’s only the internet.

At 11.06 am on the 13th of May 2009 KIB returned to TFK, in what is regarded as one of the biggest climbdowns in the history of the internet.

KIB man did not return empty handed, he arrived back with a ladder to help him climb down off that big stand he took. We have no idea where the ladder is now.

[cat]TFK Members[/cat]

Genius…

They seek him here, They seek him there,
The Irish Exile from county Clare,
Off he went with a huff and a puff,
Idiot of the Month, he took it rough.
This is why you left, isn’t it really?
So come on tell us, whats the big Deely?

I can’t believe we’ll hear no more,
Of chances wasted by Agbonlahor
Reading that thread like a punishment for sin
Why use one paragraph when you can use ten?
Oh KIB Man how much we’ll miss you,
Like a chance fallen to John Carew

:smile:

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He was online in 2013 :hushed:

Figure out the date and align it to world/forum events mate, let’s get to the bottom of this

Feb 2013…

The bar for crassness isn’t as high as it used to be.

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What did Rocko do in the end that made him leave for good? I’ve forgotten.

Think Kib pm’ed him for some advice on a personal matter which rock jibed him about a few months later and he took great offence

Is he not posting as @Ashman these days?

He was an awful bollox.

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Aren’t we all.

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He’d have been all over the tfk father’s thread in the last year had he stayed posting on here.

No then .

I’ve a great quip to make here but I’ll hold fire due to the sensitivity around here now

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@Rocko took the piss out of a family member of his after @KIB_man confided in him. It was a low blow from the Turk to be fair.

In a forum full of cunts.

KIB man was alright if I remember.

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He was TFKs first snowflake.

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Spotted him in Dublin during the week