'Kick a ginger' day left redheads with legs covered in bruises

[Alphakrul1]

I found a clearly distinct pinkness in a redhead’s vagina.

[mikehunt]

I was in the town marching band when I was a kid. I fucking hated it but the old man insisted. We’d generally stay in Connaught when playing but the journeys were on shit roads and even shittier buses. I’ve tried to blot it out so not sure how often we played.

There were a few bullies in the band and I was one of the youngest. One of them came up one day and said ‘Hunt, see that ginger over there? Go over and tell her that red heads are bad luck or else I’ll bate the fuck out of you’. I just shrugged the shoulders and went over and half heartedly told her redheads were bad luck. I had no idea who she was. Her brothers were not to be fucked with. She wasn’t to be fucked with either. She gave me such a clatter to the jaw I thought I was surrounded.

[flattythehurdler]

Those hurl corridors are the thing of a gimp.

[habanerocat]