Iād rule nothing out right now!
The story of him chasing her down is unreal.
Drunk in Dundrum late one Friday night, he starts messaging her. She says sheās in LA for her birthday the next day.
He books the first flight out of Belfast the next morning to London to make a connecting flight to LA to get their just in time for the Birthday party at 1pm the following afternoon.
The time difference was his friend in a big way.
Heās a player. like myself!
Senior hurling right there
It was an incredible boost to Irelandās manhood that a Gaelic football sub goalie who could tell a joke could win the heart of a woman of the calibre of Cat Deeley.
The same Cat Deeley that frolicked on an MTV couch every week in her bare feet, wiggling her toes and giving come the most exquisite come hithers to the camera and knowing full well she was driving young lads to utter diss thraction.
Learning that Paddy had become Cat Deeleyās fella was like when somebody from a Taco Bell Cup county sees Kerry winning the All-Ireland. Youāre vicariously living out the dream. Itās not your victory but you somehow feel it is.
No more of that for Paddy and as an Irish man Iām sad for him.
Thereās only one direction you can go after losing Cat Deeley and that, Iām afraid, is Down - or Dundrum to be precise. Poor Patrick will surely need some time to Mourne this loss.
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Itās almost Tipperary fans on an all Ireland weekend level of attention to detail there !
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Sounds like Ben Shephard was laying a pipe there.
Anyway, Paddy had a good run of it.
Iām looking forward to him bouncing back.
Iād say youāre a big hit with the ladies 
Which TFKer is your dad? Itās hilarious 
Fair play to Neil Delamere for thanking Martin Oā Neill for getting us to that Euros in 2016. The disrespect he receives from the Irish football fraternity is startling.
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The joe.ie crowd mad for Kenny in to play silky possession based football. Martin knew better.
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They were some of the greatest days of all time.
This country is full of idiots.
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The Irish football fraternity are indeed a motley collection. There are whatever number of county leagues, each with their own arrangements, opinions, difficulties and problems. Common ground with regard to structures below the top tier is impossible. Thatās just the leadership.
The soccer followers Iām familiar with want goals, victories, tournaments and pints. Managers who arenāt providing these arenāt up to it. The FAI caved in and appointed Spock and it didnāt work out. The latest Gaffer is no better but a tad more eloquent. Paddy realistically wants the Big Jack era back - fork it up high and long and fight for breaking ball. Itās that simpleā¦
Weāre not, or never will be, footballing aristocrats. Our desire to be was a huge wet dream. Weāre conditioned from birth to be hunter-gathers and chasers of every hopping ball.
Scientific football just isnāt in our DNA.
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By God it the country and western edition tonight 
Graham Norton has Tay Tay and Cillian Murphy on tonight
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Why does everyone keep ignoring the fact that he did really well and was very popular. Then when results started to go badly he got less popular and got the boot. Like almost every single manager in the history of association football.
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Paddy Bourke mensware was busy during the week
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Philomena Begley with that classic drole Tyrone mannerā¦a class act
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Hopefully Sandy Kelly out later
Kenny Rogers on BBC4 but I just flicked this on. The roasters in the crowd 
. Lads in gilets and they probably dripping in sweat
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