Imagine paying money to see āSirā Alan Sugar.
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This is what that McNulty eejit really thinks
https://twitter.com/wee_baldy_ian/status/1227918797639749632?s=19
Is that the annual Mystic Gizzy article again?
Lads, the longest journey starts with a single step.
That was a Brolly line from years agoā¦so I suppose he made do with a man who could plagiarise a man who could apprehend the inapprehehensibleā¦?
FAO of @Tassotti wherever you are.
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Michael Harding is an absolute legend.
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Will watch this. Saw this guy on the late late show one timeā¦had never heard do him before thatā¦ Thought he made so much senseā¦
Iām reading a book of his at the minute.
Heās class - and a funny bastard to boot.
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My brother just rang me there saying to put the telly on quick. I was in the bed, so I said I wouldnāt, but why?
He said thereās a programme on the telly about getting bad tattoos removed. He said thereās a wan on who has
āCum Tunnelā tattooed across her buttocks. 
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Better than wind tunnel I suppose.
Sludge funnel
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Thatās actually sound advice
Tis more Cark youāre getting by the day
And you havenāt changed so much as a pair of socks in years