Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

there was 18 year olds also, when he was 28. i hope he did his due diligence and didnt just take their word on it :angry:

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Or will he have his usual good start before being let down by a lack of physical and mental fitness?

Some crowd coming into Dublin airport both yesterday and today in order to watch this golf. From my lofty position as first assistant to the deputy manager at the Hertz car rental desk (cc @backinatracksuit) I have never seen the likes of it.

I hope all the lads golf well now for them

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No masters so they won fuck all. The masters is the big one mcilroy would swap all of those for one.

a great boost for the country, great to see it

Can’t wait til it is in Portmarnock as promised by Paul McGinley

Portmarnock is a men only club, there would be outrageous scenes if they looked for it and got it as it would drive the usual suspects absolutely demented. Probably wont happen in the current envirnonment.

Lowry won’t win as you well know. His lack of fitness will catch up with him yet again.

I’ve often heard it said from knowledgeable golf men , that if he sorted his fitness out he’d be a much better golfer than McIlroy.

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He will test positive for cross border Supermacs.

I was just browsing the national broadcaster’s website there and low and behold - look at what they name soccer

Thinking that this must be a one off I tipped over to The Irish Times Website and I found …

The Examiner

The 42

Then I said I better come down a few rungs to @Cicero_Dandi’s level, and checked out The Sun and low and behold the scummy low brow Sun newspaper refers to soccer as football — but also recognizes football as football

Even the mirror and star refer to it as soccer — it’s clear what @Cicero_Dandi likes to read up on the forkflift anyway.

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Rory’s on the charge. Where’s the cut going to be?

+2.

He’ll make it whatever it will be — he’s just realized it’s only a pitch and putt course and he’ll rip it up.

Xander can’t play pitch and putt. Doesnt look like making the cut

Started well but someone then told him the history of the Orange Order and it looks like he just wants out of there

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We need him there all weekend

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You don’t need to be fit to win fucking golf :smile:

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Agreed, I’m actually considering taking it up.